On that other silly site that I joined for a laugh nearly every guy had loyal and faithful on his profile, so I put on mine if you've got loyal and faithful on your profile don't message me as im not looking for a dog |
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over a year ago
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"Genuine.
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Spooky
Nope - spooky doesn't bother me.
Another one that does is 'average'.
Way to promote yourselves folks and a sure fire way to highlight your strengths.
Not.
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I describe myself as average because I am...don't want to mislead anyone |
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"Down to earth" - well, we do spend most of the year in orbit, but we're down here for the next few months. Never have figured out what it means!
"looking for like-minded people" (usually on a profile with almost no content on it, so how the hell am I to know whether we're like minded? Perhaps seeking clairvoyants!) |
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Very happy married couple.
Seeking people who take care of themselves.
I'm in a sexless marriage.
I don't bite unless you want me too.
Unlike the other men on here.
Don't care about age, size, looks etc.
Your pleasure comes before mine. |
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my favourite cliched one on here is..
"no (insert race) sorry just our preference"
now I get it everyone has their own free choice but some times it comes across as a polite way of saying "thanks but fuck off" lol...
the excuse I love to hear the most as its a trend is "bad experience, pushy, selfish lover, inconsiderate" which is pretty much the favourite from these lot...
anyway that's all from me just my pick |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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'Single men, stop messaging me/us or I/we will block you!'
Makes me laugh, why not just block them anyway? It's not like all the single men on Fab get together for a meeting each week to see who it's ok to send messages to, is it? |
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Sneaks away to check profile…… any editing required?
The ones that get are usually in the verifications, like some has said above 'treat with respect' or theatre classic "the best on fab by far" when the person has only been verified by one meet (yes I know they may have met others….) but its just funny to read it in that context. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine.
A
Spooky
Nope - spooky doesn't bother me.
Another one that does is 'average'.
Way to promote yourselves folks and a sure fire way to highlight your strengths.
Not.
A
I describe myself as average because I am...don't want to mislead anyone "
This |
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