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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hey guys,
sorry to bring up such a ewwww subject but how do you prep for a full on anal session ?
and no i don't mean lots of lube and foreplay lol
Do people really go as far as enema's and the like ? 
Its something i really want to try but am too nervous for fear of the obvious  lol
em xxx |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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nah but seriously - visiting the little girls room and having a colonic is a good start (gentle trickle of warm water from the shower hose works well apparently), it'll make you feel more confident of avoiding the unpleasant outcome of something unpleasant coming out 
Then just take your time.
an orgasm or two to get you relaxed is a decent starter.
use a good lube (liquid silk is the best I've found but KY is perfectly adequate)
work up to it starting with a finger, then progress to maybe a small vibe or dildo.
then bite the pillow and brace yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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an orgasm or two to get you relaxed is a decent starter. "
bloody hell we've finished in this house by then mun ! lol
But yes i have some liquid silk here, and a shower head lol ... |
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If you don’t fancy douching, try glycerine suppositories. They are not like laxatives and won’t give you diarrhoea … they just encourage anything waiting in the departure lounge to leave in 5-10 minutes. |
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"must be that time of year yes lol
thank you polo ... where would i get those from ? chemist ?
lmao @ departure lounge too lol "
Mosy pharmacies will sell them.. and they are less than £3 for a box of 12.
Wet the end, poke it up and a few minutes later bob's your uncle... floating face down in the water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we have been doing alot of anal on forum lol must be time of the year?maybe its a christmas present"? yes i am working on that for xmas , lol getting all the tips i can here. jo xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would never have anal unless completely empty and squeaky clean.
I'd want to die if I left anything to chance and anything 'embarrassing' happened!  T
XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would never have anal unless completely empty and squeaky clean.
I'd want to die if I left anything to chance and anything 'embarrassing' happened! T
XXX"
Why? If they're willing to do the crime they have to be willing to pay the time I say  |
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if offering suggestions to the OP on preperation ... try having a very spicy curry a few hours before hand (preferably one that was once heated thru then left in the fridge for a couple of days before heating it up agai ... that should do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well well I never thought there was so much to it, dont think I will bother now lol
Oh ok maybe I will, but not the curry suggestion
Ty peeps, we may have a very happy mr and mrs pink soon lol and once again sorry for the uckkyness of the topic, but you know what they say for every 'stupid' Q there are 10 other people wanting to know the answer. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would never have anal unless completely empty and squeaky clean.
I'd want to die if I left anything to chance and anything 'embarrassing' happened! T
XXX
Why? If they're willing to do the crime they have to be willing to pay the time I say "
NOOOOOO!
It's down to self respect,I couldn't live with myself not being clean, couldn't relax if I wasn't.  T
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are worried about 'unclean' then don't kiss...you'll swap many more germs kissing than anything."
Depends what your kissing and how clean it is, we'll take your word for it.......and carry on as before!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If your using a douche or an enema you need to make sure you use lube lube lube. I've found one in supository form that disolves internally takes 30 mins to work but lasts for about 6 hours. Pop it in well before your anal session and your ready to go. And no mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are worried about 'unclean' then don't kiss...you'll swap many more germs kissing than anything.
Depends what your kissing and how clean it is, we'll take your word for it.......and carry on as before! "
You don't have to take my word for it...check it! More germs are passed kissing someone's mouth than anything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i never prepare myself for anal!! its anal sex for a reason, only once or twice has anything unpleasent come out, and even then C has always said he doesnt care! if ur getting fucking in the ass it should be expected that something might come out some time or another!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are worried about 'unclean' then don't kiss...you'll swap many more germs kissing than anything.
Depends what your kissing and how clean it is, we'll take your word for it.......and carry on as before!
You don't have to take my word for it...check it! More germs are passed kissing someone's mouth than anything else."
Thats why I don't kiss anyones lips. I just go straight for the arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hey guys,
sorry to bring up such a ewwww subject but how do you prep for a full on anal session ?
and no i don't mean lots of lube and foreplay lol
Do people really go as far as enema's and the like ?
Its something i really want to try but am too nervous for fear of the obvious lol
em xxx"
Enema's are advisable if you want to reduce the chance of embarrassment and stop things potentially getting messy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i never prepare myself for anal!! its anal sex for a reason, only once or twice has anything unpleasent come out, and even then C has always said he doesnt care! if ur getting fucking in the ass it should be expected that something might come out some time or another!!"
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