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over a year ago
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Worst: Was that your cat i heard or was that your pussy purring,(Terrible).
Best: Is your second name Jacobs because your a little cracker. (not much better)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.
He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"
She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"
Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !
Good and funny memories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.
He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"
She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"
Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !
Good and funny memories "
Did she get "double lady points" for shagging brothers?
Did you HI5 as you spit roasted her?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.
He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"
She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"
Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !
Good and funny memories
Did she get "double lady points" for shagging brothers?
Did you HI5 as you spit roasted her?
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It was very horny but seeing your bro opposite was too amusing for words. I'm laughing now as I type remembering it pmsl |
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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago
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Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?
Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.
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"Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?
Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.
-K"
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Worst - heard a bloke shout out to some girl who was walking in front of them on a Satutday night in town - "Hey love ! Do you want some fries to go with that shake ?" ( she did have a very naughty wiggle )
Best - Is your Dad a traffic warden? ...No why? ... Because you've got FINE written all over you |
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"Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?
Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.
-K"
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