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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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keeping in spirit with a tv programme that has completely escaped my mind what would be the most inappropriate comment someone could make when having sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You smell of cabbages and poo!
could be true haha  "
never i only come across honey pots , lol sweet as nector ,,,,, cabbages mmmmmmm its a new one on me.  jo xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you look so much fatter then your pics in profile ,
are u hooing to get these off your chest for some reason?"
just saying things i would hate to here , lolol so far not had them , lolol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What time is it?
Have you come yet?
Something i say about two seconds after putting it in for the first time, as a joke may i ad is,
'Oh no im gonna cum!'
The look of disappointment on a ladies face when that is said is priceless. Next time im going to have my camera phone ready for a picture of the ladys face.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say: have you cum yet?
She says: No.
Ten seconds later i say: have you cum yet?
She says: NO!
I say: Tell me when youve cum.
She says: Ok. Just keep doing it that way.
30 seconds later I say: Have you cum yet?
She says: Oh FFS!
10 seconds later i say: Oops! Ive just cum. Night night.
She says while sighing: Tut. Men!  |
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This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea  just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z"
never ,,,,,, yukk would put me off too x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i actually mimicked a mouse sound.
i'm still wondering if it went down well
she did say was that u but i laughed it off
and sooner rather than later she hit out at me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. "
haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe its what is not said because they have fallen asleep  "
hmmm
sorry for the change in tone and direction
is it wrong for me to like that, i mean when someone fallen asleep and to play with their bodies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z"
well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z
well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
in my own little world :-) |
"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z
well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"
Why haven't admin provided a pukey smiley yet??? |
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"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z
well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"
Didn't get that far - that was quite bad enough for me! Z |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"keeping in spirit with a tv programme that has completely escaped my mind what would be the most inappropriate comment someone could make when having sex"
I would go for someone asking the other person to hurry up as they wanted to watch TV in 5 mins. Purely because its inconsequential, thoughtless and rude with it. There are far more obnoxious things but i dislike the inconsequential my self. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you find my ring let me know."
"So is there any tread left on the tyres or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
"Well my wife certainly doesn't do it like that."
"Does this just look like a rash to you?"
I thought I'd take a shot at this too  (and no that last one wasn't meant to be a funny post lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z
well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!
Didn't get that far - that was quite bad enough for me! Z"
how far did you actually get tho? |
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