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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hi all. Got asked this question the other day, and now I ask to you sexy people.

What is the naughtiest thing you have done?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I nicked some nails from B&Q when I were a lad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drank straight from the milk carton in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I eat my kids Easter chocolate and blame it on my Mum.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did pinch a Mars bar once when i was a paperboy...i've felt guilty ever since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amateurs.

I stole $100,000 in virtual currency.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I did pinch a Mars bar once when i was a paperboy...i've felt guilty ever since "

Oh and a bottle of Gold top milk from off a doorstep

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By *ythenshawefredMan  over a year ago

stockport

Bought a return ticket and never went back

See rebel me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never ever done anything naughty. Ever.

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By *roffGentlemanMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Sneak peeked a wrapped Xmas pressie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont think this is turning out they way he thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sneak peeked a wrapped Xmas pressie "

I do this every year

I also read the last chapters of books before the middle bit.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ripped off the label from a matress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to set all the kitchen timers in a department store to go off and walk nonchalantly away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had the police called on me several times, and been arrested but never charged with anything.

I'm a bad girl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to set all the kitchen timers in a department store to go off and walk nonchalantly away. "

like this

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Many years ago, I threw a full bucket of oily water over my captain while he was sitting on the bog. Totally by accident, of course.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... oh, and there was that time I hit a policeman on the back of the head with a water-filled balloon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I let a firework off in my house when I was 11!

Set fire to the carpet and woke my mum up at 7am

Got a good wallop for that one

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

Swapped next door neighbors eggs the milk man had left for half a dozen hard boiled ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shot my next door neighbour with my older brothers air riffle out my window while she was gardening.

No idea why I did that! Was only a kid

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

.. and smashed the local school inspectors Jag windscreen and thew a sweetie bin full of wasps through the headmaster's office window - he'd thrashed me repeatedly for doing something I hadn't... ended up being expelled.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol

Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol

Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10."

Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol

Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.

Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!! "

I grew up in North London

I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol

Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.

Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!!

I grew up in North London

I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol "

Get it out there I did hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got locked out pissed one night as a student , through sticks at my mates window well started as sticks ended up as branches . He never answered . I saw fire alarm Panal on porch so pressed test woke all house up prob about 15 people prob more at two in morning . Next day turns out my mate was in bed shitting him self as some loon was throughing half a tree at his window for 1/2 hr . He said why didn't u just shout . Answer i don't want wake everyone up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol

Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.

Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!!

I grew up in North London

I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol

Get it out there I did hahaha "

I did admit to shooting the old woman next door with a air riffle

Well.... She seemed old at the time, she was probably only 50

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Changed a colleague's auto correct so that every time she typed "but" it changed to "bum". Childish I know but it made me snigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People trafficking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What is the naughtiest thing you have done? "

Fucked a lot younger fab as she held her feet bent over in my garage whilst people asleep in my house ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put some condoms in a 80 year old shopping basket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone left the doors open to my primary school canteen in the summer hols and we snuck inside. Found a dry powder fire extinguisher and let rip. They certainly make a mess!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread has sent my Inbox wild lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put our cat up the chimney

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By *antonkid1955Man  over a year ago

cardiff

I've jacked off over my wifes pillow..oh..how I laughed when she tried to brush her hair in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone left the doors open to my primary school canteen in the summer hols and we snuck inside. Found a dry powder fire extinguisher and let rip. They certainly make a mess!"

Pmsl that reminds me of when I worked in an elderly mentally I'll hospital n a male patient let off a dry power n then just walked calmly through the door of the corridor. It was like stars in ypur eyes ??

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By *anetandNickCouple  over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"I've never ever done anything naughty. Ever. "

You mean, not since last night, anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread has sent my Inbox wild lol "

It will do. You've shown that you don't really have any boundaries. Be careful, predators like that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never ever done anything naughty. Ever.

You mean, not since last night, anyway?"

Well there was this one time...

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough

Stepped on the cracks in the pavement while walking to school.... And still nothing wrong with my back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put some condoms in a 80 year old shopping basket "

Yes, done that.

If I spy a really old couple doddering around the supermarket I wait until they leave their trolley, which can be difficult if one or both are using it as a Zimmer frame, and when their attention is elsewhere drop some condoms or lube into their trolley.

Then wait until they get to the checkout and watch their and the checkouts faces.

Mrs T disapproves.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I put some condoms in a 80 year old shopping basket

Yes, done that.

If I spy a really old couple doddering around the supermarket I wait until they leave their trolley, which can be difficult if one or both are using it as a Zimmer frame, and when their attention is elsewhere drop some condoms or lube into their trolley.

Then wait until they get to the checkout and watch their and the checkouts faces.

Mrs T disapproves. "

I do so love this idea.

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By *reyyaMan  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Peeped through a keyhole...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have wanked in the toilet at work , thinking of my sexy Project Manager . She sits opposite me and asked me what I was up to for such a long " toilet break "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Swapped next door neighbors eggs the milk man had left for half a dozen hard boiled ones "
thats brillient!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure I'd I'm allowed to comment

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Not sure I'd I'm allowed to comment "

You mean there's more?!

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I once got pissed and spent a hilarious evening throwing rocks into a neighbouring minefield.

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By *ythenshawefredMan  over a year ago

stockport


"I once got pissed and spent a hilarious evening throwing rocks into a neighbouring minefield. "

That actually sounds rather fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure I'd I'm allowed to comment

You mean there's more?! "

There's loads but I'll be sent too forum jail again lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not eating all my greens when my mum told me to #thuglife

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

This probably involves having sex whilst on a gullet. In case your not aware gullets are typically about ten berth yachts 'native' to the Agean.

The first candidate was coupling the poor cabin boy. He came to clean the cabin , which don't have locks on the door, at this stage I was being ridden by my then wife. She jumps off, grabs the sheet and darts off to the toilet leaving me total exposed glistening. He mumbles something, possibly in Turkish, and then runs away. Later that day he takes the tender boat to the shore of the little bay we have moored up in for the night and spends about an hour there clearly praying and seemingly flagellation himself.

The other event occurred on a different holiday but again on a gullet cruise. This one was less innocent but less traumatic for anyone involved. In this case we were moored in a quiet bay one night and we had taken to sleeping on deck as the cabins were oppressively hot. This night my wife had chosen the aft deck seating area as was spooning up in front of me. After a bit of teasing she got me hard and then guided me into her. We quietly fucked but we were both quiet sure that the boat's captain who was resting on the other side of the boat was aware of what was going on.

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