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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
.. and smashed the local school inspectors Jag windscreen and thew a sweetie bin full of wasps through the headmaster's office window - he'd thrashed me repeatedly for doing something I hadn't... ended up being expelled. |
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over a year ago
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"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol
Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10."
Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol
Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.
Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!! "
I grew up in North London
I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol
Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.
Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!!
I grew up in North London
I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol "
Get it out there I did hahaha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got locked out pissed one night as a student , through sticks at my mates window well started as sticks ended up as branches . He never answered . I saw fire alarm Panal on porch so pressed test woke all house up prob about 15 people prob more at two in morning . Next day turns out my mate was in bed shitting him self as some loon was throughing half a tree at his window for 1/2 hr . He said why didn't u just shout . Answer i don't want wake everyone up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha you can tell who the naughty ones were! Lol
Me and my best mate got chucked out of our exams for being d*unk in year 10.
Oh my Cambridgeshire boy's are sooooo naughty! !!!
I grew up in North London
I can't even say some of the Stuff we did lol
Get it out there I did hahaha "
I did admit to shooting the old woman next door with a air riffle
Well.... She seemed old at the time, she was probably only 50 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is the naughtiest thing you have done? "
Fucked a lot younger fab as she held her feet bent over in my garage whilst people asleep in my house ... ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone left the doors open to my primary school canteen in the summer hols and we snuck inside. Found a dry powder fire extinguisher and let rip. They certainly make a mess! |
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"Someone left the doors open to my primary school canteen in the summer hols and we snuck inside. Found a dry powder fire extinguisher and let rip. They certainly make a mess!"
Pmsl that reminds me of when I worked in an elderly mentally I'll hospital n a male patient let off a dry power n then just walked calmly through the door of the corridor. It was like stars in ypur eyes ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has sent my Inbox wild lol "
It will do. You've shown that you don't really have any boundaries. Be careful, predators like that sort of thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put some condoms in a 80 year old shopping basket "
Yes, done that.
If I spy a really old couple doddering around the supermarket I wait until they leave their trolley, which can be difficult if one or both are using it as a Zimmer frame, and when their attention is elsewhere drop some condoms or lube into their trolley.
Then wait until they get to the checkout and watch their and the checkouts faces.
Mrs T disapproves. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I put some condoms in a 80 year old shopping basket
Yes, done that.
If I spy a really old couple doddering around the supermarket I wait until they leave their trolley, which can be difficult if one or both are using it as a Zimmer frame, and when their attention is elsewhere drop some condoms or lube into their trolley.
Then wait until they get to the checkout and watch their and the checkouts faces.
Mrs T disapproves. "
I do so love this idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have wanked in the toilet at work , thinking of my sexy Project Manager . She sits opposite me and asked me what I was up to for such a long " toilet break " ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
This probably involves having sex whilst on a gullet. In case your not aware gullets are typically about ten berth yachts 'native' to the Agean.
The first candidate was coupling the poor cabin boy. He came to clean the cabin , which don't have locks on the door, at this stage I was being ridden by my then wife. She jumps off, grabs the sheet and darts off to the toilet leaving me total exposed glistening. He mumbles something, possibly in Turkish, and then runs away. Later that day he takes the tender boat to the shore of the little bay we have moored up in for the night and spends about an hour there clearly praying and seemingly flagellation himself.
The other event occurred on a different holiday but again on a gullet cruise. This one was less innocent but less traumatic for anyone involved. In this case we were moored in a quiet bay one night and we had taken to sleeping on deck as the cabins were oppressively hot. This night my wife had chosen the aft deck seating area as was spooning up in front of me. After a bit of teasing she got me hard and then guided me into her. We quietly fucked but we were both quiet sure that the boat's captain who was resting on the other side of the boat was aware of what was going on. |
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