Chat up lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give me your best/worst chat up lines!

By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

Your so hot you can eat bread and shit toast

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love sexy women - but I'm desperate so I'll make an exception in your case.

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Excuse me do you believe in animal rights?? Well if you do save a horse and ride me instead............

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How you doin?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your legs must be tied been running through my mind all night

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

So did it hurt when you fell from heaven...

Have you ever been Australian kissed? Don't worry it's just a French kiss Down Under......

(takes ice cubes from glass, place on floor, stamps on them) says "so now we've broken the ice........