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What am I doing wrong?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm well aware you're taking the wee- wee but if, as you say, you're not looking for more playmates, as your plate is rather full, and you hate to disappoint people; it's hardly surprising you ain't getting much mail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well aware you're taking the wee- wee but if, as you say, you're not looking for more playmates, as your plate is rather full, and you hate to disappoint people; it's hardly surprising you ain't getting much mail."
LOL. I was about to mail her but I saw that message and where she lived and backed right off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hardly get any messages, compared to other ladies who allegedly get hundreds of messages a day?! 
... flame-proof suit on! It's Thursday afterall!  "
I know you have to be joking or taking the p**s.
You can't have a fantastic arse pic like that as an avatar and get no messages!  
XXXX |
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I don't think you're doing anything wrong, you look great, I'm only on line for a very short time and go weeks with my profile hidden but when I am actively looking for a meet I genuinely get a couple of messages a minute! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes the thread was raised with my tongue firmly in my cheek.
However, I was honest about not getting many unsolicited messages, even when I was looking for playmates.
I'd like to believe I have set up the right filters and got my profile right!
And to the Usual Suspects, thanks for the piss-take!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its cos you love the Nolans
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Do I? 
You jumped in the air with excitement at skeggy when Im in the mood for dancing came on "
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I'm in the mood is a great song! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"here.
your a cracking women. if your not getting mail then the world has gone mad.
god the things id do with you. bloody hell.xxxxx "
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MWAH! Thanks for the kind words.  |
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"I'm well aware you're taking the wee- wee but if, as you say, you're not looking for more playmates, as your plate is rather full, and you hate to disappoint people; it's hardly surprising you ain't getting much mail.
LOL. I was about to mail her but I saw that message and where she lived and backed right off!"
What wrong with Wiltshire man? The River Thames flow's right through it. It connect's London. I am sure she would love to meet you!
I had to delete my last post to correct my spelling and my grammer. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same here too  perhaps a cock picture would be an improvement or a profile that says
I'm waiting......
Pussy seeks cock now....
Home alone and horney.....
Bored, single lady seeks fun at lunchtime.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the first line of your profile says you dont want any more new contacts! ..MAYBE THATS GOTS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT! LOL
"I hardly get any messages, compared to other ladies who allegedly get hundreds of messages a day?!
... flame-proof suit on! It's Thursday afterall! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the first line of your profile says you dont want any more new contacts! ..MAYBE THATS GOTS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT! LOL
I hardly get any messages, compared to other ladies who allegedly get hundreds of messages a day?!
... flame-proof suit on! It's Thursday afterall! "
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Good Morning!
If you scroll down the thread, you would have discovered this was a p take! Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You seem a bit classier than some, I imagine most of those who'd generally ignore what a profile suggests you're looking for...are scared of some kind of reprisal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a p-take lol
Anyways I think the new pics added are lovely . Your profile reads very well just a couple of things on there that have put me off messaging you until recently as you know. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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blooming exk Pearl, I've been messaging you everyday, on the hour - every hour for the past year and you still won't meet me. I even offered to wear a bag over m head!!!!
just cannae please some people!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"blooming exk Pearl, I've been messaging you everyday, on the hour - every hour for the past year and you still won't meet me. I even offered to wear a bag over m head!!!!
just cannae please some people!!!!! "
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Eh, hate to tell you, however, I don't meet ladies, even one as delicious as yourself! Sorry! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"blooming exk Pearl, I've been messaging you everyday, on the hour - every hour for the past year and you still won't meet me. I even offered to wear a bag over m head!!!!
just cannae please some people!!!!!
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Eh, hate to tell you, however, I don't meet ladies, even one as delicious as yourself! Sorry! "
but I'm really a married man with a 10" cock - this profile is just a cover lol xxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh, hate to tell you, however, I don't meet ladies, even one as delicious as yourself! Sorry!
but I'm really a married man with a 10" cock - this profile is just a cover lol xxxxx "
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OMG, need to report you!
Where is a mod when you need one? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Eh, hate to tell you, however, I don't meet ladies, even one as delicious as yourself! Sorry!
but I'm really a married man with a 10" cock - this profile is just a cover lol xxxxx
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OMG, need to report you!
Where is a mod when you need one? "
what? you reporting me for my cock being too small??? My goodness, heard it all now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, the bit about like me like me dog, and he understands the command "kill"?! "
Yes you are right . I would not feel comfortable having a cat and dog about it would freak me out lol
As for the fish they are ok they live in their own little space.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the first line of your profile says you dont want any more new contacts! ..MAYBE THATS GOTS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT! LOL
I hardly get any messages, compared to other ladies who allegedly get hundreds of messages a day?!
... flame-proof suit on! It's Thursday afterall! "
Was thinking the same thing myself!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to admit I could never swing with my dog watching - the thought of it, those doleful big brown spaniel eyes watching my every move "
Just not right is it , even worse what if you let out a scream of pleasure and the dog thought it was the command to kill lol
You have to be relaxed to have fun but a situation like that would have me on edge ,
Nada , noway . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The pooch has always sleep in the bedroom and he is used to me and my late partner having fun, so he does not bet an eyelid nowadays.
He had, on one occassion when I was playing with a new gent, thought I was being attacked, and started to bark! 
On another occassion, the said gent was kneeling on the floor, and the pooch started to lick his feet, and made us laugh no end as it was so funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The pooch has always sleep in the bedroom and he is used to me and my late partner having fun, so he does not bet an eyelid nowadays.
He had, on one occassion when I was playing with a new gent, thought I was being attacked, and started to bark!
On another occassion, the said gent was kneeling on the floor, and the pooch started to lick his feet, and made us laugh no end as it was so funny! "
Id be wetting myself Pearl if that happened, I really would, that is funny.
I bet when your dog hears fun going on he thinks, ooo shes off again lol. And the barking is brilliant too. Must admit I love fun things happening whilst having sex |
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"The pooch has always sleep in the bedroom and he is used to me and my late partner having fun, so he does not bet an eyelid nowadays.
He had, on one occassion when I was playing with a new gent, thought I was being attacked, and started to bark!
On another occassion, the said gent was kneeling on the floor, and the pooch started to lick his feet, and made us laugh no end as it was so funny!
Id be wetting myself Pearl if that happened, I really would, that is funny.
I bet when your dog hears fun going on he thinks, ooo shes off again lol. And the barking is brilliant too. Must admit I love fun things happening whilst having sex "
haha my cats are pervs too - one actually curled up between my fb's legs once while we were having sex |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I hardly get any messages, compared to other ladies who allegedly get hundreds of messages a day?!
... flame-proof suit on! It's Thursday afterall! "
give it a chance pearl.
they're probably still reading your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i can get 100s a day friday night and day had 134 lol thats when i am in chat rooms on cam and swoping rooms and thay keep playing up ... find it hard to chat at times so thay mail and alot are one liners .... xx jo |
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