K rang to say he can pop home for 'lunch' .. I thought porn was the order of the day to get my brain out of housework mode. But oh no...these days we use a Chromecast thingymajig to watch porn and I have no idea how to make it work.
What ever happened to the good old days of sticking 'Slam it in harder' in the video machine eh??
T xx stands for technophobe clearly