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over a year ago
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I (he) don't mind women farting, I consider it natural and all that malarkey. Having said that, been with wife 14 years and I've heard her fart seven times exactly (and three of those were in one sitting).
But fart in my mouth? I'm afraid my answer would begin with 'fuck' and end in 'off'. |
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"Once I had a guy ask me to do that, and beat him up..ah the memories. .lol.  "
I had something similar off a guy off a different site. Want me to fart in his face and walk over him with high heels on. I'm a big girl  that would've hurt |
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over a year ago
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"She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it! 
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You googled something that contained the words 'cake' and 'farts'? Daft bugger
I'm not even gonna go there!  |
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"She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it!
You googled something that contained the words 'cake' and 'farts'? Daft bugger
I'm not even gonna go there! "
When someone says Google I just can't help myself  |
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"What if she follows through!!
Just noticed where you are from, which is exactly how one should fart in these situations. 'Caerphilly'."
Lol I'm jet propelled... Ibs sufferer, I can bend metal better than uri geller! But farting in someone's face would be accidental!!  |
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