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By *unPete OP Man
over a year ago
Near Bristol |
I have insider knowledge that the government thinks the UK's productivity is suffering because we're all having too much fun in the bedroom.
The Minister of Fornication is going to tackle this by limiting us to one sexual position which we have to register on the nation's database ... this will be policed by a chip injected into the butt, if we assume a different position an electric current will be emitted rendering us impotent for 6 months!
So before this happens and I have to register, I wanted to find out the nation's favourite fucking position.
Use your vote wisely!  |
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