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My was reply was you could'nt afford me anyway,that sort of shut him up until he said well all you slags are ten a penny,classy bloke!! Just made me laugh |
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"My was reply was you could'nt afford me anyway,that sort of shut him up until he said well all you slags are ten a penny,classy bloke!! Just made me laugh" looking at your pics,your a one off for sure x
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"...some weird fucker ask if I would shit on him.....
Sheemed shuch a shimple shuggeshtion Mishtresh... "
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet." |
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"...some weird fucker ask if I would shit on him.....
Sheemed shuch a shimple shuggeshtion Mishtresh...
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet." " good one lol |
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I had a man offer me money for my body and my uesd stockings and pants .... and he all so asked if i would wee in some send them wet in the post. had this now 6 times here , lol jo xx |
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" I had a man offer me money for my body and my uesd stockings and pants .... and he all so asked if i would wee in some send them wet in the post. had this now 6 times here , lol jo xx"
Doesn't that ruin the envelope? |
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" I had a man offer me money for my body and my uesd stockings and pants .... and he all so asked if i would wee in some send them wet in the post. had this now 6 times here , lol jo xx
Doesn't that ruin the envelope?" told me to get a bag plastic , yukkk i cant wee in my pants , |
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i dont get any weird ones!
the guys that chat to me are genuinely polite....i get a lot of one-liners, which i don't respond to, but generally, my visitors are well behaved  |
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"i dont get any weird ones!
the guys that chat to me are genuinely polite....i get a lot of one-liners, which i don't respond to, but generally, my visitors are well behaved " thats weird lol |
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over a year ago
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" I had a man offer me money for my body and my uesd stockings and pants .... and he all so asked if i would wee in some send them wet in the post. had this now 6 times here , lol jo xx
Doesn't that ruin the envelope?told me to get a bag plastic , yukkk i cant wee in my pants ,"
Just put a pair in the wash. Spin and stick 'em in a bag. Add a few drops of garlic oil. He'll be fine. |
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"i dont get any weird ones!
the guys that chat to me are genuinely polite....i get a lot of one-liners, which i don't respond to, but generally, my visitors are well behaved thats weird lol"
not at all! you reap what you sow as my nan would say  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"to be honest i was talking about the posts,like one i saw,sex with a robot lol
Pssst I don't think anyone has read your question properly
" bastards lol |
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"to be honest i was talking about the posts,like one i saw,sex with a robot lol
Pssst I don't think anyone has read your question properly
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i read it...but thought if the thread was going to be hijacked...i may as well join the herd! |
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