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"Watching Russell Howard and he has had an article where a guy has invented a robot sex doll question is would you."
There are members who'd shag a barber's floor. |
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don't you think you meet robotic peeps though sometimes?
We've had more than a few play meets where the playtime seems like it's choreagraphed and scripted 
come to think of it, bet most of us start off with a chat, kissy kissy, touchy feely, tounge and groove and then bouncy bouncy, then cuppa or a pint, get ya coat and fook off home lol
robots? na, never met one  |
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"A few years back I had a couple send me a timetable for the evening... detailing how long each activity would take, in which room, who with.... it was very funny."
Brings a whole new meaning to "Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the candlestick..?"  |
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"A few years back I had a couple send me a timetable for the evening... detailing how long each activity would take, in which room, who with.... it was very funny.
Brings a whole new meaning to "Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the candlestick..?" "
Oh it was far more detailed than that ... more like...
7.30 - 8.00: drinks in the lounge, general chatting with some flirtation.
8.00: Mrs X leaves the room. Mr X begins seduction.
8.00 - 8.15: kissing and fondling
8.15: Mrs X returns and we move to the bedroom
Seriously they had scheduled the whole night out down to the minute.
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"A few years back I had a couple send me a timetable for the evening... detailing how long each activity would take, in which room, who with.... it was very funny.
Brings a whole new meaning to "Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the candlestick..?"
Oh it was far more detailed than that ... more like...
7.30 - 8.00: drinks in the lounge, general chatting with some flirtation.
8.00: Mrs X leaves the room. Mr X begins seduction.
8.00 - 8.15: kissing and fondling
8.15: Mrs X returns and we move to the bedroom
Seriously they had scheduled the whole night out down to the minute.
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8.16 Our guest undresses
8.17 Mr X cums in his pants, gets embarrassed and asks our guest to leave, now please!!
8.18 Telly on in time for the X Factor results |
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"Well i suppose its a start it would have an off switch for a change xx  "
they would rewire themselves to be the ultimate nightmare.
trust in the gun or sledgehammer. lol |
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"Well i suppose its a start it would have an off switch for a change xx
they would rewire themselves to be the ultimate nightmare.
trust in the gun or sledgehammer. lol"
You been watchin too many movies lol xx |
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"Well i suppose its a start it would have an off switch for a change xx
they would rewire themselves to be the ultimate nightmare.
trust in the gun or sledgehammer. lol
You been watchin too many movies lol xx "
it all starts somewhere. we have unmanned planes now which kill.
next the robot soldier and the same company which perfects that will move into the sex industry.
then you got real problems. |
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"In the paper yesterday they are two new lady robots due on market one for 4K cos she talks and one for 2K cos she doesn't...... you decided."
worrying isnt it.
2k to shut a women up. hitmen must be having a hard time of it too  |
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"In the paper yesterday they are two new lady robots due on market one for 4K cos she talks and one for 2K cos she doesn't...... you decided."
I wouls rather pay extra for the one that doesnt talk! |
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"don't you think you meet robotic peeps though sometimes?
We've had more than a few play meets where the playtime seems like it's choreagraphed and scripted
come to think of it, bet most of us start off with a chat, kissy kissy, touchy feely, tounge and groove and then bouncy bouncy, then cuppa or a pint, get ya coat and fook off home lol
robots? na, never met one "
huh u think that's bad, ever met ones with flat batteries.  |
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