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"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.
I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."
I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.
I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox.
I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs
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Was there shit in the lunchbox
Or the Mrs? Not very filthy otherwise. |
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over a year ago
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"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.
I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."
Are shit out of a lunchbox as I watched a guy fuck my wife |
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"I once had sex in the Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there."
Omg you will surely burn hell for that
Did you have you nitety rolled up with the light off |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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"I once had sex in the Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there.
Omg you will surely burn hell for that
Did you have you nitety rolled up with the light off "
I did, and I didn't remove my pyjamas either. I'm damned to am eternity in the fiery pits of hell. Also, I lunchboxed a wife's shit fuck while watching a sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once took a shit inside a sandwich, fucked the sandwiches shit head mate, smashed the lunch box over the hubby's head whilst fingerblasting the lunch box until the shit came out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I DOUBLE FUCKING TRIPLE FUCKED A FUCKING LUNCHBOX RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BOX AND THEN SMASHED THE BASTARD DOORS OF THE SANDWICH AND FUCKED THE SANDWHICHES FUCKING MATE SO BASTARD HARD and then I SHOVED THE FAT FUCKING SANDWHICH IN THE ALREADY FUCKING FUCKED BOX AND SHOVED MY DICK IN THE SANDWHICHES MATES EAR! The end. Thank you thank you. |
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Mr went to empty the veg recycle into the bigger one at his mum's the other evening and someone had shit and pissed in it ... now I have some suspects, thanks for that .... it was on the step near the front door, not in the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once went the loo and didn't wash my hands afterwards...... I then went into the kitchen and chopped veg and raw chicken on the same board and with the same knife and put them all in the slow cooker with my unwashed hands
Ooooooooow I am one scary Mary me I tell you¬!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You lot! Call that dirty?
I once shot cock snot up a guy's wife's fart pipe whilst fucking the shit out of her. I shit myself when he turned up and threatened to throw a lunchbox full of shit at me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.
I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox.
I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs
Was there shit in the lunchbox
Or the Mrs? Not very filthy otherwise."
I once fucked a guys Mrs whilst he fucked a lunch box that his mate had ate sandwiches out of that some one else had shit on... He ate the shitty sandwiches just cos he was hungry and he could
Meanwhile I shot my load all over this guys wife and seing as both of us had now lost the plot she then pinned me down and shit all over my chest for good measure as by this time we had not a shitting clue who exactly had shit on who
Oooooooow im such a dirty little bastard me |
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I was fucked with a shit filled lunchbox while fucking the husband of a wife who's lunch box I had taken a shit in while she ate the shit from the lunchbox & shat it over her husbands cock & then he started pissing & it went in the shit filled lunchbox that he was fucking me with so I ended up with an ass full of his shit & her piss & a sandwich filled with gammon & salad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once I shit my pants while shoving a shit sandwich up my box.. "
Cheeky mare,....I made that sandwich, it was not shit at all it was Marmite
I never liked Marmite tho so was happy to put it in your lunch box |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I FUCKED A FUCKING LUNCH BOX SO HARD I NEARLY POPPED A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL THEN I SMEARED THE FUCKING SANDWICH IN THE LUNCHBOXES MATES ASS AND MADE THE TWATTING LUNCH BOX TAKE IT LIKE IT SHOULD. I THEN WENT UP BLACKPOOL TOWER AND THREW THE DIRTY LITTLE PLASTIC LUNCH BOX TWAT ONTO THE GROUND BELOW WHILST SCREAMING CUNT, I RUN DIWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TOWER AND PISSED AND SHIT ON IT WHILST GURNING MY BOTTOM LIP LOOKING AT THE LUNCH BOXS MATE, I THEN PUT HIS HEAD INSIDE THE FUCKING LUNCHBOX AND THREW THEM UNDER A TRAM. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It wasn't me, but this one might win - so here we go.
In shared accommodation-- big halls full of students - this guy did a shit in the washing machine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, but this one might win - so here we go.
In shared accommodation-- big halls full of students - this guy did a shit in the washing machine.
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Did he or you eat it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....
What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....
What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya"
Where did you get the lunchbox outfit from. Did it just magically appear?! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE for 2 years now but suddenly a Wiganar pops up claiming to have found one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....
What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya
Where did you get the lunchbox outfit from. Did it just magically appear?! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE for 2 years now but suddenly a Wiganar pops up claiming to have found one."
I made it my self out of a heck of a lot of left over shit that had been disposed in the area.... With the help of some random biatch who had just been fucked off a complete stranger after taking her husbands butties out to him in the street.... I was going to try and fuck her my self but she stank of shit n piss....... The dirty cow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the drum or actually in the little drawer for the detergent? Bonus points may be awarded if it was the little drawer."
thats a very good question - I think it was open the door and curl one into the drum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the drum or actually in the little drawer for the detergent? Bonus points may be awarded if it was the little drawer.
thats a very good question - I think it was open the door and curl one into the drum.
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Well that`s not feckin good enough is it.... We are all right in the shit now.
Go to your room at once without any supper you naughty boy , and don't come down until you have thought of a better SHIT story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I somehow got caught up in this big fuck/shit gang bang once...
There was cock. ..shit and lunchboxes everywhere. ...
Never again. ..."
Until n next time... Shitty Arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a manky kebab from a chippy on Caroline Street in Cardiff once. I'm not sure what was filthiest, that or the woman I had just deposited in a taxi!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shit all over everyone and everything while fucking the shits wife in the ass and cum up her/his nose. And eating a sandwich "
What do you call yourselves? The Aristocrats? |
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By *urple72Woman
over a year ago
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"I once went the loo and didn't wash my hands afterwards...... I then went into the kitchen and chopped veg and raw chicken on the same board and with the same knife and put them all in the slow cooker with my unwashed hands
Ooooooooow I am one scary Mary me I tell you¬! "
I bet you had the shits after eating that meal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your right nobody does give a shit.....and nobody takes them seriously.....I bet the guy that started it was expecting some wanking material...lol.....I have a Lakeland catalogue myself and its full of wanking material.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your right nobody does give a shit.....and nobody takes them seriously.....I bet the guy that started it was expecting some wanking material...lol.....I have a Lakeland catalogue myself and its full of wanking material.....lol"
Amazing what fun can be had with a piping bag..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT "
Maybe you want to put your lunchbox under your pillow - to be safe from guys who may be fucking your wife.
I'd check the contents first though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT "
Ah your going?? That's shit ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I notice that this thread is now getting rather long........ I wonder who will have the last word before they have enough of this SHIT and put a lid on the box? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I arranged to meet a guy after a preliminary phone chat and we were to meet at his flat. He asked for one request - could I buy a large carrot from the greengrocer and bring some Vaseline as he had ran out! Alarm bells rang and I made it clear that this was a no no for to be used on me! Oh no, was the reply_ I want you to use them on me! Well I did have misgivings as the carrot wasn't clean looking.... We had fun then I did the dirty work...all I can say was that he loved it and I retched uncontrollably! We did meet again...only for a social meet as I decided this wasn't going to be a long lasting liason! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once went dogging and was offered a nutella chocolate spread sarnie for afters from their picnic. Tasted a bit rank and had sweetcorn in it "
Ah that's shit mate..
Sounds like you were done..
Was it in a lunchbox by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once heard what sounded like the rotar blades of a helicopter that was miles away but yet in the next room at the same time...... I didnt know what to do so I just opened the door and threw my lunch box in......... I tell you what that was a huge mistake as THE SHIT SOON HIT THE FAN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread
Me too!
Whilst sat on the loo.
Yep - you guessed it............
I'm dropping the kids off at the pool! 
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I was eating a sandwich!  |
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Shop opening very soon :
THE SHITS
All types served organic, Kosher , Halal
Roasted , fried , boiled , you name it we do it any style any size
Opening offer : free sandwich box to carry home your treat !!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am going to try and post the last SHIT word on here before they close the thread down
Who else is up for the SHIT challenge then??????"
is that like the 2 girls one cup challenge? do you win a sandwich? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am going to try and post the last SHIT word on here before they close the thread down
Who else is up for the SHIT challenge then??????
is that like the 2 girls one cup challenge? do you win a sandwich?"
I have already SHIT in that cup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SHIT for all and lunch boxes at the ready to fuck, if your sick of fucking your own wife or some one else wife.......Bring back the Monster Raving Loooony party I say
POWER TO THE PEOPLE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Why did I read this thread ?
2. Should I be worried that I actually know somebody whose nickname is lunchbox !
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Can you get me Linthad Cristies autograph pls?
I tried to get it once when I seen him in town but I couldnt catch up to him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.
I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."
i felt quite pukey whilst reading this odd forum thread |
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