On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
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its not all what its made upto be, thats for sure |
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
Hate that kinda porn/sex. Abusive. No place for abuse in sex
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
its not all what its made upto be, thats for sure"
Nothing spoils porn quite like artificial ooohhhhs and aahhhhhs |
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
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Well thank you very much....you have ruined porn for me now....I hope you are proud of yourself.
Shame on you... Shaaaaaame.  |
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
its not all what its made upto be, thats for sure
Nothing spoils porn quite like artificial ooohhhhs and aahhhhhs"
Or fake cum (watery sugar  ) |
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
its not all what its made upto be, thats for sure
Nothing spoils porn quite like artificial ooohhhhs and aahhhhhs"
Totally agree. I press delete Iimmediately once i hear the ooohhhs and aahhhhhhs and glancing up at the camera. And also music. I mean wtf?? So off putting. If I wanted music I'd stick on a cd  |
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"On the serious side
i watched a documentary called something like ' meet my fav porn star'
guys got to meet and watch filming with their fav porn star.
the stories they told basically put the guys off watching
stories about how many painkillers they had to take in order to receive anal with such force that it looks good on film and how they had to practice making enjoyable noises when they really wanted to cry.
oh ... and the bi-male star who used a cock double as he wasnt really bi .
its not all what its made upto be, thats for sure
Nothing spoils porn quite like artificial ooohhhhs and aahhhhhs
Or fake cum (watery sugar )"
is it really sugar water, jeez id be swallowing like a drowning fish
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"where does the american accent come into it suppose its better than a brummie shouting give it to me"
or a scouser shoutin ' go ed lad, get in there' ..... although i do shout it with a twinkle in my eye
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"where does the american accent come into it suppose its better than a brummie shouting give it to me
or a scouser shoutin ' go ed lad, get in there' ..... although i do shout it with a twinkle in my eye
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Giggling at that one |
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"never here a scottish accent in porn, maybe its not understable and too agressive..
Mrs Rab C Nesbit...... ' och aye giy it tae me faster ya wee man'
Or similar.
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the leader of the scottish party i thought that was rabs wife lol |
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"Im off on one now....
swedish porn star ' oooh pud da chiken in da basket, faaaster '
( im amusing myself with my own crap accents now) "
go for it
an irish one would make me laugh in porn
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"Im off on one now....
swedish porn star ' oooh pud da chiken in da basket, faaaster ' "
How about the Swedish chef from the Muppet Show? Or Beaker?
Or the artificial voice Stephen Hawking uses? |
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"would you star/make porn if it was bi and you were paid well
3 mars bars and a bag of quavers and its a deal "
ill give you 4 mars bars and a family pack of quavers. It my fantasy to film a porn,  |
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"would you star/make porn if it was bi and you were paid well
3 mars bars and a bag of quavers and its a deal ill give you 4 mars bars and a family pack of quavers. It my fantasy to film a porn, "
deal, but make sure you bring a good camera, kodak instamatic at least
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"would you star/make porn if it was bi and you were paid well
3 mars bars and a bag of quavers and its a deal "
Just give me the Mars bar and it's done lol!
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