Are you sure? The green arrow suggests you were posting in here 11 hours ago?
Anyhow, can I choose 'none of the above' please - I'm straight (as are you) so clearly no shagging, snogging or kissing (last 2 are variants of each other anyway) but you seem like a decent guy so avoid seems harsh too. Pint? While watching the football and perving the ladies at the bar?