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Diesel spillage at the pumps when a gorgeous lady gushed onto my shoes. I don't know what's in those delightful juices but I can still see the stains.
They bring back happy memories every time I see them![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I once was asked by ex why I had white cummy stains on my clothes so I replied ' a pigeon messed on me', she then pulled my panties out of washing machine and said ' explain why I was wearing her knickers on my head '! ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"What's your best excuse for cum soaked clothing? Be it lingerie or outerwear's?
The best one we heard was "Went to a fancy dress party as Monica Lewinsky"
Janet xxxxxx"
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