Erm, this is awkward but I *think* most people are talking about either the person above or the person they're quoting when they are saying 'fuck' or 'snog' but I *think* the OP posted the thread for all responses to be about him?
Therefore I *think* when people are saying 'fuck' and 'snog' there's a difference in who everybody means it to be for and who the OP thinks they're answering about ....