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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are the most annoying questions that you receive in private messages?
I'll start with... Alright mate I know it says your straight but fancy unloading in me (from another male just in case you wondered) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one where i was asked to meet a guy, he was gonna bring a suitcase full of money, and then i had to wank over him drowning in a slurry pit.
Wish i'd gone through with it now, that's the annoying bit.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying
I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere
That's my kind of humour"
Sometimes I even make myself laugh  |
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"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying
I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere
That's my kind of humour
Sometimes I even make myself laugh "
yea I normally have an audience of one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""What are you wearing?".
As if I'm just sitting around fully made up and wearing stockings and suspenders for no reason.
- Amy. x"
 this!! I just tell them the truth, I'm sat in my oldest pjs, hair scraped back probably with a bit of ketchup on my chin I hadn't noticed from my tea...but usually get a follow up message of "sounds hot, wanna meet?"
My most annoying question is "why" after politely rejecting them...drives me mad! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi , would you like to meet us for a social to see how we get on ?
Or , hi guys do you go on webcam / Skype ?
Or , how are you finding the site , having much fun ?
Duhhhh......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive always disliked "free for a meet right now???"
Oh yeah.. excuse me while I drop my entire life for a quickie with someone who hasnt even said "hello" ..at least buy me dinner first  haha!!
Miss xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* How are you?
* What you into?
* Having much fun?
* or the general cut and paste message that was intended for a single woman. Spelling mistakes galore!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have you got a face pic"
To which I say yes, I have several thanks! What you up to - well I'm on here messaging you. What you wearing - clothes. What you looking for - the will to live and someone who can be bothered to read my profile. |
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""What are you wearing?".
As if I'm just sitting around fully made up and wearing stockings and suspenders for no reason.
- Amy. x
this!! I just tell them the truth, I'm sat in my oldest pjs, hair scraped back probably with a bit of ketchup on my chin I hadn't noticed from my tea...but usually get a follow up message of "sounds hot, wanna meet?"
My most annoying question is "why" after politely rejecting them...drives me mad! X"
Lol, ditto. You're usually lucky to get me in anything that isn't old, stained, 3 sizes too big and covered in baby vomit.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate getting messages from supposed couples where its only the (straight) male available, and then asking if I accommodate!
FFS why can't people read profiles before messaging!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not always a question......but far too many..."would really like to suck your cock" (from guys in case you wondering) when my profile says straight.
I have given up being polite and pointing this out...as it is usually followed by "well I won't tell anyone"...... Like that would change me from being straight!
So yes ladies...guys don't read guys profiles either? Hope some ladies do ...or what's the point of writing one? |
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""Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"
Well sooooooorry! I didn't have any money for the bus as I spent it all on chicken nuggets.
And to think, I bought you a 1/4 WITH CHEESE!!!  "
I think you missheard me - I promised you a bugger in the bum!! |
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""Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"
Well sooooooorry! I didn't have any money for the bus as I spent it all on chicken nuggets.
And to think, I bought you a 1/4 WITH CHEESE!!!
I think you missheard me - I promised you a bugger in the bum!!"
Oh...that would've been preferable... 
- Amy. x |
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