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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've been there.... I once was caught by my bosses wife on my hands and knees swallowing my bosses cock in is office after work, thought we were done for but i didn't realise they were swingers. LUCKY ME.
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One time shagging a bird and her partner who was supposed to be working away came home d*unk. Spent the night in a wardrobe with (my) exceedingly smelly trainers sat on a plastic bag full of coathangers leaning on an ironing board. He started opening the wardrobes next to me and I thought to myself if he opens this one I'm gonna chuck the ironing board at him and make a run for it. Luckily she stopped him from opening mine lol.
Had to listen to him saying to her 'do you want me to nob you?' (chivalry not dead then), and her saying she was on while my every slightest move on the plastic bag sounded like a million horns blaring (to me). Stayed in there until 6am when she came to get me and snuck into the bathroom when she informed me his brother was asleep on the sofa downstairs so had to get past him too. Managed to get past him and away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One time shagging a bird and her partner who was supposed to be working away came home d*unk. Spent the night in a wardrobe with (my) exceedingly smelly trainers sat on a plastic bag full of coathangers leaning on an ironing board. He started opening the wardrobes next to me and I thought to myself if he opens this one I'm gonna chuck the ironing board at him and make a run for it. Luckily she stopped him from opening mine lol.
Had to listen to him saying to her 'do you want me to nob you?' (chivalry not dead then), and her saying she was on while my every slightest move on the plastic bag sounded like a million horns blaring (to me). Stayed in there until 6am when she came to get me and snuck into the bathroom when she informed me his brother was asleep on the sofa downstairs so had to get past him too. Managed to get past him and away."
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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago
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I was fitting a kitchen for a customer when flirting turned to fucking I had just fitted the work top and could think of no better way to see if it was secure enough but to bend her over it and fuck her the both of us where going at it hammer and tongs when out the corner of me eye I saw movement in the hallway it was her 19yr old son watching us in a mirror on the wall he looked engrossed so I just carried on never told the gorgeous lady about it and I doubt if he did  |
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"One time shagging a bird and her partner who was supposed to be working away came home d*unk. Spent the night in a wardrobe with (my) exceedingly smelly trainers sat on a plastic bag full of coathangers leaning on an ironing board. He started opening the wardrobes next to me and I thought to myself if he opens this one I'm gonna chuck the ironing board at him and make a run for it. Luckily she stopped him from opening mine lol.
Had to listen to him saying to her 'do you want me to nob you?' (chivalry not dead then), and her saying she was on while my every slightest move on the plastic bag sounded like a million horns blaring (to me). Stayed in there until 6am when she came to get me and snuck into the bathroom when she informed me his brother was asleep on the sofa downstairs so had to get past him too. Managed to get past him and away."
great story mate  can't see that being topped |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One time shagging a bird and her partner who was supposed to be working away came home d*unk. Spent the night in a wardrobe with (my) exceedingly smelly trainers sat on a plastic bag full of coathangers leaning on an ironing board. He started opening the wardrobes next to me and I thought to myself if he opens this one I'm gonna chuck the ironing board at him and make a run for it. Luckily she stopped him from opening mine lol.
Had to listen to him saying to her 'do you want me to nob you?' (chivalry not dead then), and her saying she was on while my every slightest move on the plastic bag sounded like a million horns blaring (to me). Stayed in there until 6am when she came to get me and snuck into the bathroom when she informed me his brother was asleep on the sofa downstairs so had to get past him too. Managed to get past him and away.great story mate can't see that being topped "
Thats brilliant. Things like that keep us alive inside. I can immagine how you felt once you was out the door. Bet you was running down that road laughing to yourself, but spent the night hating yourself on the coat hangers.
I give you 10 out of 10 for that.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thats brilliant. Things like that keep us alive inside. I can immagine how you felt once you was out the door. Bet you was running down that road laughing to yourself, but spent the night hating yourself on the coat hangers.
I give you 10 out of 10 for that.
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Something like that
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By (user no longer on site)
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Came home d*unk with an ex decided to sleep on the blow up bed with him seeing as it was in my parents house we start getting frisky and for some reason thought we were being really quiet and ninja like but instead I was screaming he was screaming then BANG the bed blows up and my parents both bollock naked for reasons I don't want to think about run downstairs to see their daughter d*unk, naked sat on a guys cock and all my mum said was "we are so disappointed in you for drinking Jen" safe to say my family is odd lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Came home d*unk with an ex decided to sleep on the blow up bed with him seeing as it was in my parents house we start getting frisky and for some reason thought we were being really quiet and ninja like but instead I was screaming he was screaming then BANG the bed blows up and my parents both bollock naked for reasons I don't want to think about run downstairs to see their daughter d*unk, naked sat on a guys cock and all my mum said was "we are so disappointed in you for drinking Jen" safe to say my family is odd lol "
That a funny but good one lool. ?? |
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