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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have never had sexual contact with a woman over the age of 39; i am on a conquest to fulfill my fantasy of the so called 'cougar'. Been watching 'bear grylls' for the past two weeks in preparation for any such encounters i may recieve, i have a backpack and have acquired ropes, slings and cable ties to catch my prey.
Any advice for the young adventurer on his journey would be much appreciated below  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it  .
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Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+  |
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"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .
Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+ "
Try champagne, diamonds and perfume
Seriously, women are women whatever their age and you will find that there is no sure way to attract any one woman. Unless they express a direct interest in the cougar/cub scenario just behave as you would with any woman but be aware that our bull shot detectors become sharper over the years.
Good luck in your search and don't forget the cougar is normally the hunter so watch your back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a friend - you'll need him
I hope were not taking advantage here "
Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take a friend - you'll need him
I hope were not taking advantage here
Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly. "
...champagne, chocolate and a vest... Added to my list |
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"Take a friend - you'll need him
I hope were not taking advantage here
Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly.
...champagne, chocolate and a vest... Added to my list "
You are going to require a considerably bigger back pack  |
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"I'd offer to save you the hassle of looking but at my age I'd never keep up with a 24 year old, I'd stick to the young uns if I were you "
I find more often than not that they're the ones having trouble keeping up. Expectations can be lower (quick fuck) whereas I like to do a bit (or alot) of everything
I'm not a cougar either and not that keen on the term milf..does it make a difference that I have kids? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why oh why do folk keep thinking the grass is so much greener than the lawn they tread...?"
I don't think they think it's greener people just
like to try new things
And an older woman is a common tick list |
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"I'd offer to save you the hassle of looking but at my age I'd never keep up with a 24 year old, I'd stick to the young uns if I were you "
Holly can keep up with the best of them had a guy thinking a cpl of hours would do it 7 hours later she still at it poor guy was knackered  |
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Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best!"
Yeah..... but would you fuck him?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best!"
Im willing to learn and to be taken in as an apprentice don't mind the tea making at first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lube xx
Is that an ageist presumption
Or for anal?
Pervs his profile to check for 'interests'
Only giving not recieving thank you "
Lol... It's good to clear such matters up... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty...."
It happens, deal with it intended for a fun thread without negativity, i know what is right and what is wrong; lighten up and have a good day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty...."
Sense of humour failure much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .
Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+ "
Fit young men....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .
Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+
Fit young men.... "
Do i comply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty....
It happens, deal with it intended for a fun thread without negativity, i know what is right and what is wrong; lighten up and have a good day "
Don't worry kid I am quite 'lightened up' as when you hit 40 you seem to have the best of both...however I just find threads like this a little cringey...it's the same as 'who likes large ladies' casting the line to show the older ladies you're hunting them...the irony is if they want you they WILL find you...be warned however older ladies are truly magnificent and seeing through any form of bullshit...it's gifted to them..so my advice is be totally honest, something men in general struggle with...enjoy. |
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Relieved to know you understand you meant quest and not conquest. Besides as has been mentioned we're more likely to conquer you.
Also i love younger guys but don't claim to be good in the sack if you're inexperienced/unadventurous we've a lot of experience and have high standards |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
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As I've just pointed out in another thread, it isn't very flattering to be wanted just because you are "older". Does it matter what the "older women" look like, or how old they are - or do they simply have to be older than you?
Threads like this show a deep level of immaturity - and as an older women who has great fun with younger men I wouldn't go near the op for that reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As I've just pointed out in another thread, it isn't very flattering to be wanted just because you are "older". Does it matter what the "older women" look like, or how old they are - or do they simply have to be older than you?
Threads like this show a deep level of immaturity - and as an older women who has great fun with younger men I wouldn't go near the op for that reason."
You have hit the nail on the head there. Exactly how I feel!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forum police.
Sense of humour failure police.
Agree!
And to anyone who's taken it seriously it is applied. "
I thought your OP was fucking hilarious. Thank you!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!
An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought."
Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye. |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
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"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!
An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought.
Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye. "
You really aren't doing yourself any favours, blossom. |
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By *amparaWoman
over a year ago
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"I have never had sexual contact with a woman over the age of 39; i am on a conquest to fulfill my fantasy of the so called 'cougar'. Been watching 'bear grylls' for the past two weeks in preparation for any such encounters i may recieve, i have a backpack and have acquired ropes, slings and cable ties to catch my prey.
Any advice for the young adventurer on his journey would be much appreciated below "
oh i so would |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!
An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought.
Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye.
You really aren't doing yourself any favours, blossom."
Neither are you, just because you may be in the 40+ region in which i may of liked to explore, doesn't give you a god like say on my post when in all it's a bit of fun and to get people talking. You seem the sort to ponder the forum looking to find negativeness. I'm not looking for that, i wont lose any sleep knowing you have no interest in me so your comment is irrelevant, you can stop commenting back now and look elsewhere |
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