"Are there any clear signs that someone is a swinger ? Tattoo or jewellery they wear ?"
Yeah, the northern lesser spotted swinger issue usually found within swinging clubs where they reside.
The male can be spotted by his call of "fancy a fuck" and his usually found in large numbers flocking around the female.
The female of the species is a rarer find and must not be approached without invitation or they become rapidly hostile when feeling threatened, there are reports of them taking down a whole herd of males.  |
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"Are there any clear signs that someone is a swinger ? Tattoo or jewellery they wear ?
Yeah, the northern lesser spotted swinger issue usually found within swinging clubs where they reside.
The male can be spotted by his call of "fancy a fuck" and his usually found in large numbers flocking around the female.
The female of the species is a rarer find and must not be approached without invitation or they become rapidly hostile when feeling threatened, there are reports of them taking down a whole herd of males. "
Taking down? Or going down? |
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"Oh lord. Another pampas grass/ankle bracelet plea. Swingers are people, not advertising boards."
whilst I understand this there is someone at my work who I think may swing who has a key tattoo on her ankle !
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Oh lord. Another pampas grass/ankle bracelet plea. Swingers are people, not advertising boards.whilst I understand this there is someone at my work who I think may swing who has a key tattoo on her ankle !"
Ask her? |
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Have you tried contacting people on this site? Rumour has it that there are a few logged on - every so often you even find one or two that actually meet up. |
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"Oh lord. Another pampas grass/ankle bracelet plea. Swingers are people, not advertising boards.whilst I understand this there is someone at my work who I think may swing who has a key tattoo on her ankle !"
And he/she may or may not swing. And that quiet lad/lass in the corner may. Personally, I wear pampas grass behind my ear at all times. Don't you? I also have "Swinger" tattooed across my forehead. |
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As the recent articles on swingfields showed, swinging is welcomed by the whole community. Like the gay pride matches, you'll find one near you.
Any house with pampas grass in the front garden. Unfortunately this was planted in the 70's and when you knock on the door, you may find geriatric swingers. But still swingers.Or that the house has changed hands and the new owners have yet to dig it out!
Or there is the handshake. You know the one....he holds on a second too long. Just don't mistake it for an ordinary one!
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"As the recent articles on swingfields showed, swinging is welcomed by the whole community. Like the gay pride matches*' you'll find one near you.
Any house with pampas grass in the front garden. Unfortunately this was planted in the 70's and when you knock on the door, you may find geriatric swingers. But still swingers.Or that the house has changed hands and the new owners have yet to dig it out!
Or there is the handshake. You know the one....he holds on a second too long. Just don't mistake it for an ordinary one!
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March! |
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"Oh lord. Another pampas grass/ankle bracelet plea. Swingers are people, not advertising boards.whilst I understand this there is someone at my work who I think may swing who has a key tattoo on her ankle !
And he/she may or may not swing. And that quiet lad/lass in the corner may. Personally, I wear pampas grass behind my ear at all times. Don't you? I also have "Swinger" tattooed across my forehead."
I've just bought a swingers skirt. Beautiful! - made of Pampas Grass. Compliments the swingers forehead tattoo beautifully. Think I may go one better and have the universally recognised swingers sign of a fish tattooed on my cheek. Arse or face? Decisions! Decisions! |
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"Oh lord. Another pampas grass/ankle bracelet plea. Swingers are people, not advertising boards.whilst I understand this there is someone at my work who I think may swing who has a key tattoo on her ankle !
And he/she may or may not swing. And that quiet lad/lass in the corner may. Personally, I wear pampas grass behind my ear at all times. Don't you? I also have "Swinger" tattooed across my forehead.
I've just bought a swingers skirt. Beautiful! - made of Pampas Grass. Compliments the swingers forehead tattoo beautifully. Think I may go one better and have the universally recognised swingers sign of a fish tattooed on my cheek. Arse or face? Decisions! Decisions!"
Go for both girl. Can't go wrong then. Don't forget the ankle bracelet and the secret handshake. |
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