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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol "
Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??  |
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol
Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with?? "
Standard man-penis ruler. You'll notice it has 4 more inches than a usual one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol"
Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lady of the couple is only 5 foot tall we are in real danger of seeking an implement that is one fifth the total length of her height!.........the maths are quite scary! |
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Not going to be easy to find but hey keep looking - love to assist!
I'm seven inches and have five inches girth. That's measured on the top of my cock against my stomach - no sky remote required it seems ha!!
Not easy to find genuine guys who can do the walk as well as the talk!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure you didn't measure hip to hip
from his arse hole, don't you know that's where you're supposed to measure from?  "
Yeah but you're not supposed to wrap the tape measure around your balls too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she wasnt reffering to an actual 'penis' and meant find someone 'who's' a bigger cock than you "
Na..she'd know she's be hard pressed to find that. .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she wasnt reffering to an actual 'penis' and meant find someone 'who's' a bigger cock than you
Na..she'd know she's be hard pressed to find that. .
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Fuck you are hot...i just spilt my peppermint tea eyeballing your profile!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash "
These type of threads only work if you are as big as you say you are or bigger
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would appear the consensus is that your wife has indeed had the biggest cock!
For the record, mine is pretty average ..... but aesthetically pleasing, much like women tennis players! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I found some white powder on my boxers, I shouted to my wife "oi..why have you sprinkled talc on my undies.?"....
She shouted back... ,"it's not talc you twat....it's miracle grow..!!"
Worked a treat..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash "
Agree! How can I make a post to advertise my awesomness but not be obvious! FAIL |
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol"
. Why has you wife asked for this . ?Is she unable to do a search herself ?. Tell her to create her own profile and then search . |
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol
Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??
I thought the same thing.
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol
Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??   "
aren't the standard measuring appliances lynx cans and sky remotes....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash
These type of threads only work if you are as big as you say you are or bigger
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These threads don't work! |
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol
Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with?? "
A sky remote and a deodorant can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a similar issue
Wife told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed
So i fucked her twice then punched her in the mouth
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my woman asked for 12inches so i kicked her in the fanny and said theres a foot.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe we should just tar and feather the poor guy and be done with it?
A lot of good banter and leg pulling (probably warranted!) intermixed with some genuine vitriol and spitefulness (perhaps not so warranted) on this thread!
Just another day on the Forums ... |
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"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol
Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??
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agree...may be around 6 inches which is the average size... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW "
Come on dude..
You had to expect that surely..
It's like me putting a post up saying I'm trying to find a fitter girl than me for my fk buddy to try. .it's proving difficult as I'm so fit..I'm a size 8 with abs. ..
I'm clearly not...
So not only was your post a "hey look at me" post..but it was also untrue/unfactual
You are average....which is fine...embrace that... and I'll embrace I ain't a size 8...lol
Plenty of true 9"ers on here if she wants to try one though...
Good luck with your search |
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