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Best reason/excuse for not meeting someone
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm often amused by the reasons/excuses people come up with for not meeting. However yesterday I received what I think was probably the best when I was informed that "they" would not meet me because I wear glasses?? Can anybody top that? Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy cancel a meet because he'd had a better offer
I wouldn't have minded but he didn't decide to tell me until I was at the agreed meeting place waiting for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We get the usual "sorry, your missus is hot but you're a munter".
C'est la vie.
We get this all the time."
I'm sorry, but as a couple we both have to be attracted to the other couple we might be interested in meeting. We're in this together, and I wouldn't expect A to shag someone she didn't fancy, just because I fancied the lady. |
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The best excuse ive had by far was from a fella who messaged the day after we were supposed to meet at mine.
"sorry didnt make it yesterday, ive had a heart attack but im free to meet today if you like"
Marvelous:~)
j.x. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best excuse ive had by far was from a fella who messaged the day after we were supposed to meet at mine.
"sorry didnt make it yesterday, ive had a heart attack but im free to meet today if you like"
Marvelous:~)
j.x."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We get the usual "sorry, your missus is hot but you're a munter".
C'est la vie.
We get this all the time.
I'm sorry, but as a couple we both have to be attracted to the other couple we might be interested in meeting. We're in this together, and I wouldn't expect A to shag someone she didn't fancy, just because I fancied the lady."
Fair enough, I can understand that |
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"We get the usual "sorry, your missus is hot but you're a munter".
C'est la vie.
We get this all the time.
I'm sorry, but as a couple we both have to be attracted to the other couple we might be interested in meeting. We're in this together, and I wouldn't expect A to shag someone she didn't fancy, just because I fancied the lady."
Oh I absolutely agree. I wasn't complaining in the slightest. I know I'm punching well above my weight and I wouldn't change it  |
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"We get the usual "sorry, your missus is hot but you're a munter".
C'est la vie.
We get this all the time.
I'm sorry, but as a couple we both have to be attracted to the other couple we might be interested in meeting. We're in this together, and I wouldn't expect A to shag someone she didn't fancy, just because I fancied the lady."
In principle this is a valid reason, wouldn't deliver it that way or identity which party wasn't happy though. |
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"I can't come. My grandfather is in hospital" but a veri pops up from a single woman the next day.
"my car broke down and I didn't have cell coverage to call and let you know, then when I had coverage the battery died, etc."
"I'm sorry but I'm still in work can we reschedule?" well into the appointed meeting time.
The list goes on and on, and there are some other funny ones I won't bother mentioning because they ended up being real. We were once 40 minutes late for a social meet because the train ahead of ours broke down and ours had to slowly push it into Leeds station...I'm honestly surprised the other couple bothered waiting but we were telling the truth. Go figure.
-Courtney |
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"Had excuses from my nans in hospital to I had a car crash on the way to yours.. Most usually mean ''my missus came home early and i cant get away' lol"
People do seem to use an excuse involving their nan quite a lot don't they ? An awful lot of cars seem to fail the MOT just before a meet too !  |
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"I just drove past and looked in and you don't look anything like your pictures"
From a guy who managed to send his message using a computer not a phone (you can see on the profile) whilst driving down a street the police had just closed. I was waiting for him to say that he couldn't get there because of the police but no, him and his computer obviously managed it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy let me and a friend down for a ffm with the excuse he had a lung infection. Veri from a couple popped up for the same night  "
Maybe he thought it was too good to be true 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had excuses from my nans in hospital to I had a car crash on the way to yours.. Most usually mean ''my missus came home early and i cant get away' lol
People do seem to use an excuse involving their nan quite a lot don't they ? An awful lot of cars seem to fail the MOT just before a meet too ! "
Yup I cant as Mines dead haha!!
If i cant be arsed or not in th mood I just tell them but most guys either dont have the balls or partner finds out!
Found girls are a hell of a lot more confident when it comes down to meeting on here |
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"Just arrange to meet at clubs saves all the bullshit lol"
I was stood up 5x's in one night at a club. Only realised halfway through the night that none of the fantasists had turned up. All mailed afterwards with bullshit excuses I can't even remember. Didn't stop me having a good night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A guy let me and a friend down for a ffm with the excuse he had a lung infection. Veri from a couple popped up for the same night "
Oh I've had that a couple of times |
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"We get the usual "sorry, your missus is hot but you're a munter".
C'est la vie.cant believe that love your profile and photos "
That's lovely of you to say even though there's only one pic of my knob in any of them.
I guess you can judge a book by its cock. |
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Robbo, don't take offense, but one of my biggest turn offs are...
Glasses lol
Why, nearly all my family members were them, and cause of that it naturally turns me off even super model good looking guys...
I even had to ask my self if i would turn down superman..... i would make him look in the mirror and give himself eye laser surgery lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Robbo, don't take offense, but one of my biggest turn offs are...
Glasses lol
Why, nearly all my family members were them, and cause of that it naturally turns me off even super model good looking guys...
I even had to ask my self if i would turn down superman..... i would make him look in the mirror and give himself eye laser surgery lol"
very wounded lol x |
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Based on past forum posts, pet injuries and deaths crop up too. I've had one of them given as a reason.
There must be some strange supernatural force at work that causes so many injuries and deaths around the time of meets.
'You weren't my first choice', has been quoted on here too: honesty is good but I think I'd prefer to hear a white lie, if that was the reason someone didn't show. |
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Our first meet, I almost did not make it and text black cop to say my daughter had twisted her ankle badly so I may have to take her to get it sorted, but instead told her to go to dance class and let the teacher see it ...you would have to know her to know she always exaggerates everything .... we did meet, and her ankle was fine with a pack of frozen peas on it, and the rest is history. we do laugh about it, though, as he was convinced it was an attempt to get out of the meet ... |
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