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So fucking need one :0
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Damm just got in from work and have been hanging for a hung wank all day but still can have one coz my step mums in  and my bed room ant got a door at the mo having new one fitted fuck it my balls are going to blow !! This is the longest I think Iv ever gone wive out on it's my 5th day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol "
next ***
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol next ***"
I'm sorry but the tgought of you crippled by the horn and your stepmum 'cocking' has me remembering Bill and Ted for some reason.
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"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol next ***
I'm sorry but the tgought of you crippled by the horn and your stepmum 'cocking' has me remembering Bill and Ted for some reason.
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I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied! "
haha fucking phone lol cooking :D I would love to try but it's a big rish
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied! haha fucking phone lol cooking :D I would love to try but it's a big rish "
Rish? lol |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol "
Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a username like yours....why are you wanking?
Someone had to say it!
Maybe Gods gift means the ability to wank?  "
Very true! Hadn't thought of that one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you cant have a wank at home but you can accommodate! Your stepmum is ok with strangers coming round but you dont feel you can wank at home. "
Would you book a hotel room to have a wank? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol
Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit??? "
She may be a very caring person  |
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"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol
Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit??? "
and surely if your balls are going to burst it wouldn't take you that long anyway! |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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I think there is probably a way round your conundrum, if you consider your options...though the mind can be befuddled with sexual desire sometimes...
The bathroom and the need for a lazy bath after a long day to rest your aches and pains may be the answer...
Then you can shout out through the door...'Put the kettle on motherI'm almost finished in't lavvy'
Good luck with your quest for privacy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0  I can't Evan look at her now
You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you? "
I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0 I can't Evan look at her now
You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?
I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is "
He was providing the cocking in the kitchen with the step mum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0 I can't Evan look at her now
You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?
I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is "
Evan Almighty,God's protégé |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Billy Connolly did a good tutorial based on a spider for such situations,
One went up your leg rested on your gentlemans sausage and you where trying to shake it off,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0 I can't Evan look at her now
You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?
I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is
Evan Almighty,God's protégé "
Don't you mean gods gift?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im still wondering how he's going to accommodate....wendy house at the bottom of the garden maybe?"
It's ok he can accommodate they'll just have to try and ignore his step mom while she's cocking in the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.?? Why not sort a meet out.....it's weeks since I had a wank lol.....
But actually tonight is first night since Wed I haven't had to share my bed with someone overnight as she got on her bike and rode home to Gloucester 15 mins ago.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0 I can't Evan look at her now
You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?
I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is "
Must play tennis. |
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