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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I once slipped one out but I think I got away with it, however last year whilst she was giving a very pleasany bj she let one go and caused me to laugh out loud, she then accuses me of ruining the moment. Short of a superglued butt plug, what are the protocols here ???? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice  "
I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice
I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red "
I still go red!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice
I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red
I still go red!! "
I go green   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice
I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red
I still go red!!
I go green "
Ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her"
Must have smelt terrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh  "
I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh
I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something."
Or smacking they're arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh
I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.
Or smacking they're arse! "
Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh
I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.
Or smacking they're arse!
Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose. "
Haha! How delightful of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her
Must have smelt terrible "
like ready salted crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh
I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.
Or smacking they're arse!
Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose.
Haha! How delightful of them "
They didn't want to be spanked, so it got them what they wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've been together 14 years and heard Julia fart literally six times.
Tony farted about 6 times just while typing this...
During sex though, no, don't think that would go down too well lol. Julia once went on massage strike for months after an inadvertent poot. |
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By *rpmrsjCouple
over a year ago
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we went to meet a couple once and first i accidently let a little fart but after that the more i tried to stop it the more it came coming whilst we was having penetrative sex
i just burst out laughing he wasnt impressed at all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a Woman done it I would probably laugh at it, But if I did it I would be very embarrassed, I would just say I need to use the bathroom and do it in there |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Good grief, no!
I've been seeing my current lover since august, and we still won't pass wind in the same room.
It can be controlled similar to most bodily functions... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her"
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
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I did a pussy fart once whilst a boyfriend was inside; he literally jumped right out of me!
Another time I had a sleepover meet with a hot Afro-Carribean guy when I got the wind. Kept on travelling back and forth to the loo several times to let it out, until he told me just to let it out in the room. I must stop eating those onions on meets! 
Once shared a bed with a fellow student whilst on study tour who is a lesbian. She told me that I fart like a man!  |
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"I did a pussy fart once whilst a boyfriend was inside; he literally jumped right out of me!
Another time I had a sleepover meet with a hot Afro-Carribean guy when I got the wind. Kept on travelling back and forth to the loo several times to let it out, until he told me just to let it out in the room. I must stop eating those onions on meets!
Once shared a bed with a fellow student whilst on study tour who is a lesbian. She told me that I fart like a man! "
Love it I'd just be laughing |
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I am crying with laughter here....
Had a sleepover and was feeling very windy and a few little ones sneaked out. I was just blasé about it and he was a gentleman, but I ended up running out of there and giving large in the car and drove home. Have not been invited back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ve never ever ever heard my mum fart wee or poo or in fact ever seen her even go into the bathroom except to get something I swear shes not human in fact I aint even sure that they have ever had sex! |
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