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"WTF did I just read? The OP manages to insult everyone on the site - single men, single women, everyone. Sorry OP but I find overt displays of wealth crass. I am sure you'll succeed in pulling when you flash the cash but you'll never know if the woman likes you, or your wallet. Good luck." ...Here come the girls....  | |||
"WTF did I just read? The OP manages to insult everyone on the site - single men, single women, everyone. Sorry OP but I find overt displays of wealth crass. I am sure you'll succeed in pulling when you flash the cash but you'll never know if the woman likes you, or your wallet. Good luck. ...Here come the girls.... "Good song that 
I suppose all people are allowed to air their opinions, but this is the second post today from a guy saying how much more successful he is in the 'real world'. I feel the solution is clear. | |||
Couldn't help but visualise Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" saying it. Oh and this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNa-KLhUfU4
"Excuse me sir but I coundn't help but notice that I appear to be considerably richer than you" | |||
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"Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading this post... for all the wrong reasons of course Couldn't help but visualise Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" saying it. Oh and this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNa-KLhUfU4
"Excuse me sir but I coundn't help but notice that I appear to be considerably richer than you" " | |||
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"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' " But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys." I quote prince: Hey, look me over Tell me do you like what you see? Hey, I ain't got no money But honey, I'm rich on personality... | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. I quote prince: Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella Hey, look me over Tell me do you like what you see? Hey, I ain't got no money But honey, I'm rich on personality... " | |||
"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella" Aaaah, I see your problem now. You struggle to recognise the difference between men and women. Also, you obviously consider less wealthy people beneath you. I suspect that shines through in your messages and am not surprised you are not so successful on here. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys." You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close" Money does not buy class, obviously. | |||
"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella Aaaah, I see your problem now. You struggle to recognise the difference between men and women. Also, you obviously consider less wealthy people beneath you. I suspect that shines through in your messages and am not surprised you are not so successful on here." In your case I do struggle you are correct you would never ever get a man in the real world | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously." Can buy a sex change though obviously | |||
"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella Aaaah, I see your problem now. You struggle to recognise the difference between men and women. Also, you obviously consider less wealthy people beneath you. I suspect that shines through in your messages and am not surprised you are not so successful on here. In your case I do struggle you are correct you would never ever get a man in the real world" Damn, must tell that bloke last Friday he aint a man. I was fooled by that cock. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously" Best get one then - you might have more luck. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. I quote prince: Hey, look me over Tell me do you like what you see? Hey, I ain't got no money But honey, I'm rich on personality... Obviously not enough personality for your ex Mrs fella " | |||
"Roughly translated: I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ... The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke... I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it... Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ... Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck... Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides... Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks..." One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously Best get one then - you might have more luck." Darling if you are a woman you are no oil painting you know it I know it Fab Island is great for you thats my point, fat ugly girls act like supermodels listen to yourself. God created you fat and ugly like a man for a reason | |||
" You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close" Are you a TV or a woman? You look like that 'woman' from Dragons' Den. You are exactly what I am talking about; if you weren't previously male you were close. I corrected the basic grammatical errors for you there OP, since money obviously didn't buy you an education and yet my comprehensive school one appears sufficient in this case. As to the sentiment you so badly expressed, it apparently didn't buy you a decent personality either. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously Best get one then - you might have more luck. Darling if you are a woman you are no oil painting you know it I know it Fab Island is great for you thats my point, fat ugly girls act like supermodels listen to yourself. God created you fat and ugly like a man for a reason" You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe. Look fella, rich or not, you are lacking class and manners, so I can tell right there why you are struggling on here. calling women 'fat and ugly' because we haven't fallen at your feet begging for a shag is not a sure fire way into out knickers. I know you consider yourself the bees knees, but far poorer and uglier men than you are more successful on here because they are not nasty and rude to people. Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day. | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously Best get one then - you might have more luck. Darling if you are a woman you are no oil painting you know it I know it Fab Island is great for you thats my point, fat ugly girls act like supermodels listen to yourself. God created you fat and ugly like a man for a reason You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe. Look fella, rich or not, you are lacking class and manners, so I can tell right there why you are struggling on here. calling women 'fat and ugly' because we haven't fallen at your feet begging for a shag is not a sure fire way into out knickers. I know you consider yourself the bees knees, but far poorer and uglier men than you are more successful on here because they are not nasty and rude to people. Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day. " | |||
"Roughly translated: I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ... The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke... I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it... Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ... Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck... Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides... Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks... One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha" Dude.....you really are good at shooting yourself in the foot. So I will reiterate and agree with many of the comments here. Flashing your supposed wealth will do no more good here than anywhere else. What counts is courtesy decency and honesty. The cream does indeed rise to the top whereas turds tend to sink. This site works fine. The 50-1 ratio is used as an excuse by those who crave success and look for something to blame for their lack of success. The rest of us just get on with it and enjoy our success. I see you had a pop at another member, putting down the success he has had.....feel free to look and count my verifications before you take a pop at my success. It just indicates that the site does work perfectly well. | |||
I am thinking your ex had a lucky escape and what she left the relationship with. ..well was it really enough if she put up with what you have been spouting on this thread? | |||
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"Excuse me while I go OT for a second. I've always wanted to visit Ulaanbaatar. That's all." Yeah, Mongolia looks like a fun destination | |||
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"Give em enough rope...." I saw his true colours shining.  | |||
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"Roughly translated: I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ... The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke... I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it... Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ... Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck... Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides... Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks... One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha" Hahah....you see that where we differ my egotistical, overtly disillusioned fellow 'member' I'm not here for 'success' I'm here because I enjoy the vibe...that is until some dreamer wafts in with a few £20 notes thinking the women will fall at his weathered loafers, I see us all as equals...THATS where you have clearly gone soo wrong... I'll post another shovel, might help you dig yourself out of this... Hang, why are you still here...aren't you missing the real world yet...you wealthy cad you... | |||
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I'm not sure I've ever seen a better job done of forum suicide, even Tina's famous forum insurance can't help this one.....R.I.P OP | |||
"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously Best get one then - you might have more luck. Darling if you are a woman you are no oil painting you know it I know it Fab Island is great for you thats my point, fat ugly girls act like supermodels listen to yourself. God created you fat and ugly like a man for a reason You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe. Look fella, rich or not, you are lacking class and manners, so I can tell right there why you are struggling on here. calling women 'fat and ugly' because we haven't fallen at your feet begging for a shag is not a sure fire way into out knickers. I know you consider yourself the bees knees, but far poorer and uglier men than you are more successful on here because they are not nasty and rude to people. Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day. " | |||
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"having come out of a marriage that cost me a couple of million pounds in a divorce settlement " Then scanned the rest, blah blah blah bog off then you moaning twat. Enjoy rolling around in your money alone. | |||
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"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself... I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys. You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close Money does not buy class, obviously. Can buy a sex change though obviously Best get one then - you might have more luck." Think he already had - not sure if he's a cock or a cunt though.... | |||
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