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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"
Clean down there , please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.
Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.
Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "
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Look you know where you are putting it so take responsibility. A sensual exploring finger will tell you the state of play. A damp flannel on the beside or a pack of wet wipes then clean yourself before rolling in your sheets. |
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"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.
Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i mean seriously! Moaning about a bit of mess when you're ramming whatever kind of penis you have into an asshole repeatedly! You know what an asshole is for right? You think when you're throwing yourself around down there that we women have got some kind of fine extra sensory perception of what exactly is going on? I'd love to see "The Doctor" have a go at receiveing anal sex. I bet he wouldn't be complaining about the sheets. |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"
You are a braver man than me. I love anal, but, if I even start to get a whiff of anything fowl then I rapidly 'abort mission' 
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"It's anal. Shit happens.
this is and will be the best post of the thread  "
And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal. |
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"It's anal. Shit happens.
this is and will be the best post of the thread
And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal."
*healthy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's anal. Shit happens.
this is and will be the best post of the thread
And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal."
Yes I was wondering that too as its not recommend for vaginal for that very reason. |
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"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"
I cannot understand the purpose of posting this thread...pretty thoughtless and inconsiderate to your FB who may not be that for much longer if she sees it.. |
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"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"
I'm not an expert because it isn't something I enjoy. I would say though that if you are prepared to be that intimate with somebody you must have discussed it beforehand why would you find it difficult to just say nicely that to save both of you getting messy she prepares beforehand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.
Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?
I cannot understand the purpose of posting this thread...pretty thoughtless and inconsiderate to your FB who may not be that for much longer if she sees it.."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.
Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "
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"I'm not a fan of anal anyway but does douching actually get rid of it all, isn't it naturally working its way down anyway?"
No idea but I've read threads where people recommend sticking the shower nozzle up there and switching on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why did you not say something during the session instead of posting in public forum if she is on fab hope she does not use forums or you may not get another session with her. |
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What a mean thing to broadcast. What did you seriously expect after a 'mammoth ' session?? 
Btw, I think a lot of women / couples will have put a block on your profile so they also don't need to put up with any shit either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look you know where you are putting it so take responsibility. A sensual exploring finger will tell you the state of play. A damp flannel on the beside or a pack of wet wipes then clean yourself before rolling in your sheets. "
basically just get the fuck over it and dont broadcast it on the forums! Sex is messy business. |
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By *on1Man
over a year ago
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Bum fun to me spells shite hello !ops hello again. Tell you what I'll rumage in this tip oh! Look I wont wash my hands ???? Now who looks stupid ? Enjoy that moment less positives please. |
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poor girl. 