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Best and worse chat up lines
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hey there people, I wanted to fun with this and ask everyone to share their best and worse chat up lines whether on your for the site. The most cheesiest one I get is 'mmmmmmm I fancy a bit of chocolate!!' How original!! Lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Nice teeth'. It sounds ok, but it was from a farmer and I had just been reading how they use the state of their animal's teeth to assess health.... "
PMSL. Can't even start to follow that with any. That is an absolute classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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B. did you know by the end of the night there are going to be only seven planets.
G. Why?
B. because if all goes well I'm going to destroy Uranus .
B=boy
G=girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"  "
As anyone ever told you you have nice tits lol
Joke I read your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"
As anyone ever told you you have nice tits lol
Joke I read your profile
Missy why can't you live in preston
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"
As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!"
Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"
As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!
Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room! "
Ouch low blow!!
Photoshop crop tonight lmao
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"
As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!
Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!
Ouch low blow!!
Photoshop crop tonight lmao
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Hehe...instead of wasting time cropping photos....tidy your room and take some more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Other people from Stoke will understand this....
"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"
As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!
Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!
Ouch low blow!!
Photoshop crop tonight lmao
Hehe...instead of wasting time cropping photos....tidy your room and take some more! "
As you asked so nicely  |
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My biggest ever turn off. 