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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi my name is dan I wonder if you could possably help me out I have a slight disabillity following a removel of a brain tumour in 1993 which over the years i have slowly been recovering from and as a result of this I have only been able to walk so far so I have had a wheelchair to kind of support me really as and when I needed it here we are in 2015 and I no longer need it as one of my biggest ambitions in life was to get out and not need any more I want to try and get into the porn scene and hopefully inspire other people with disabillitys to do so too. I have managed to get a place in a documentary about it all but it am currently looking for volunteers to have their pictures taken with me both either in underware or naked and maybe even playing if possable al face and tattoo pics and recordings will be blanked out so you wont be able to tell who it is also they will only be me and no filming crew for your own privacy all pictures will be showed to you first for approval so if your interested in helping me out please could you let me know ASAP so I am aware of who is going to help me. P.s looking for f, ff and mf couples only. Many thanks Dan. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah that all sounds really legit

A documentary with no film crew.......great production.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow. This thread is probably one of the lowest things I've ever read.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want to get into the porn trade

Photos aren't going to help you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I just stumbled into middle earth where reality has been replaced with men playing on disabilities to get a fuck! I'll get my coat and close the door on the way out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking the Op seriously then I have to say this isn't the place to try and get into porn.

It's a swingers site for people wanting to meet others with similar interests.

Porn is a different thing entirely.

I'm sure there are site's better dedicated to your needs elsewhere.

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Uhm ok OP.

So you want pictures with people for what?

A documentary where there is not film crew? And you will keep the pictures discreet?

I wish you luck, but doesn't sound right to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes the reason they will be no film crew their is for people own privcy how ever I am still in talks with the film crew in the mean time.

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

So what do you need people to help with? To me it doesn't sound like the documentary is a definite, so what are people actually getting into?

The pictures are not for the documentary, so is this just looking for a sympathy meet or what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are you going to film it with no film crew?

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

What about asking the people who have verified you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally confused by all of this. And just a thought, why is there no mention of your disability on your profile?

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By *ricerMan over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

When I read this post I thought it was going to be one of those fake emails from a hacked account saying your mate is stuck in Latvia with no money or passport, just send £500 to a bank which blatantly isn't theirs and they'll be able to get home....

If this guy is serious, I suggest he rings the Sunday sport and sensationalises his story - they'll put him in the right or wrong direction!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all sounds legit

his age is wrong. had brain tumor at 1 yr old

wants to get into porn

appearing on a tv prog but not filmed.......

yeh..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Threads like this make this forum awesome.

OP you're a true Renaissance man. This is the most creative way I have read to get meets. I wish you luck my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone wanna give odds he doesn't return and is just laughing his ass off behind the laptop amongst the pile of crinkly Kleenex and socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you are going to be in a documentary about tge fact you aren't in porn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think im gonna nick this Idea...How can it Possibly Fail

Mr Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes the reason they will be no film crew their is for people own privcy how ever I am still in talks with the film crew in the mean time."

So why do u want photos.

To wank over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this is legit, what about asking the people you've met previously or approach people at clubs/parties you attend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont need to get intoporn

But

Come do pics with me ill keep the ever so discreet!

Class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol"

Lol.

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By *ommy12330Man over a year ago

Walsall tommy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually op

Yeah ill meet you find a big strap on and anally fist you and happily keep the photos for myself

Hows that sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol

Haha me too!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol"

Yeah that was my plan...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually op

Yeah ill meet you find a big strap on and anally fist you and happily keep the photos for myself

Hows that sound

Nice one!!

Look forward to seeing his reply to your kind offer.

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol"

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... 1993 you say you had part of a brain tumour removed that would have made you 1/2years old if by going by your profile is right and you are in fact 23/24?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just wondered..... if you have no visible disability how will folk know from watching a film that your disabled and be inspired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs

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By *isexmistressWoman over a year ago

Prestwich

Full credit to the OP for amusing us all so much with this implausible tale

theres tons more dreary shit on here and this has been a terrific read

ps .anybody wanting a REAL fetish porn experience in Manchester,drop me a line..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only you were in Scotland _isexmistress!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I had thought of this scam,don't see how he can fail.

All those stupid blondes falling over each other to help the poor chap out.

Anyone can tell he has a issues with his brain, it's so stupid it's actually quite clever. (not)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow. This thread is probably one of the lowest things I've ever read."

Agree with you.

Disgusted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the OP is serious, it may help to contact the TLC Trust, a charity where sexworkers work with people with disabilities

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Aww, if I got to fuck the film crew, maybe we'd talk.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually op

Yeah ill meet you find a big strap on and anally fist you and happily keep the photos for myself

Hows that sound

Is that just open to the OP, or should we form an orderly queue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the picture will be involed in the actual documentary to show some of the stuff us swingers do get upto all face and tattoo pics will be blanked out only I will be the one with face pic not blanked out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

if u actually read my profile you will see I am only 23 I had a tumour when I was 2

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"the picture will be involed in the actual documentary to show some of the stuff us swingers do get upto all face and tattoo pics will be blanked out only I will be the one with face pic not blanked out "

I don't know very much about documentaries but don't the producers recruit participants themselves?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So the photos will be used then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know very much about documentaries but don't the producers recruit participants themselves?"

Usually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know very much about documentaries but don't the producers recruit participants themselves?"

Absolutely spot on.

OP, may be best to admit the bullshit and stop digging a bigger hole for yourself.

We have been involved in documentaries and the producers would never let you choose who to take part, nor would they EVER expect you to take photos or videos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if u actually read my profile you will see I am only 23 I had a tumour when I was 2 "

I did. I was estimating your age Back then.

Is it just that you relearned to walk that makes you 'special'? Or is it the fact That you overcame it and are now a fully fucking male?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know very much about documentaries but don't the producers recruit participants themselves?

Absolutely spot on.

OP, may be best to admit the bullshit and stop digging a bigger hole for yourself.

We have been involved in documentaries and the producers would never let you choose who to take part, nor would they EVER expect you to take photos or videos."

Sense at last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if u actually read my profile you will see I am only 23 I had a tumour when I was 2 "

So OP, the name of the production team who has given you totally free control to audition your own participants to their documentary?

We have read some shit on this site, but if this is bullshit, surely the worst of it's kind ever read on here.

This site is going downhill, but surely it hasn't got this low yet has it?

We hope you will redeem yourself and prove us all wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do like to think that people and their post's are Genuine until proved Otherwise, but this isnt going very well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes the reason they will be no film crew their is for people own privcy how ever I am still in talks with the film crew in the mean time."

OP, either this is a crock of poo or you have expressed yourself very badly.

Why would you be in talks with the film crew? What is the nature of the documentary? How did you get involved? Who has commissioned it? How will some photographs progress it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?"

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The OP had a brain tumour removed before his first birthday as his profile says he is actually 23.

That's either the saddest thing I've read on here....or the poorest taste post ever!

...........Or the most desperate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just used green arrow of truth.......shameless!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude"

Damn, can't you come and do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude

Damn, can't you come and do it anyway

Erm no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sympathy fuck...not sure it's gonna catch on but fair play to him for trying

Quite inventive really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude

Damn, can't you come and do it anyway

Erm no

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just commenting so I can follow this thread to the end lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude

Damn, can't you come and do it anyway

Erm no

Spoilsport

Bite me.

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By *andy6677Man over a year ago

crewe

Smacks of desperation to me xx Wrong to use a medical condition to get a fuck off anyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on OP, just put us out of our amusement, it's all bullshit isn't it?

If this isnt bullshit. Ill come do your ironing and housework nude

Damn, can't you come and do it anyway

Erm no

Spoilsport

Bite me.

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well thought out dude

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By *hil and AnnieMan over a year ago

Stafford

Oh dear. Shouldnt there be a forum for single guys?

Also OP if your actually looking to get into porn why not invest and hire professionals to participate. Or are you just another single guy chancer?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

near cardiff

"Hi my name is dan I wonder if you could possably help me out I have a slight disabillity following a removel of a brain tumour in 1993 which over the years i have slowly been recovering from and as a result of this I have only been able to walk so far so I have had a wheelchair to kind of support me really as and when I needed it here we are in 2015 and I no longer need it as one of my biggest ambitions in life was to get out and not need any more I want to try and get into the porn scene and hopefully inspire other people with disabillitys to do so too. I have managed to get a place in a documentary about it all but it am currently looking for volunteers to have their pictures taken with me both either in underware or naked and maybe even playing if possable al face and tattoo pics and recordings will be blanked out so you wont be able to tell who it is also they will only be me and no filming crew for your own privacy all pictures will be showed to you first for approval so if your interested in helping me out please could you let me know ASAP so I am aware of who is going to help me. P.s looking for f, ff and mf couples only. Many thanks Dan. X

I hope its all true but I suspect its not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just used green arrow of truth.......shameless!"

pmsl!

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By *inkylouiseWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Well it's got him noticed lol sick really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suspect he wishes he could delete this post by now.

All seems very sad and desperate. Shame on you op.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this is an attempt to get attention OP is really a sick person, brain tumours amongst babies and young children is no joke and it must take a really twisted mind to use that to get wanking material. If not, good luck to you OP and well done for overcoming childhood brain tumour..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If this is an attempt to get attention OP is really a sick person, brain tumours amongst babies and young children is no joke and it must take a really twisted mind to use that to get wanking material. If not, good luck to you OP and well done for overcoming childhood brain tumour.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a brain tumour survivor, I am not amused, in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!"

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman over a year ago

gosport ish

"How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!

Ann summers outfit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!

Ann summers outfit. "

Early learning centre more like!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did you manage to get into the fire service with your disability??!!

Ann summers outfit.

Early learning centre more like!!"

Harsh!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in Pedro...what time shall I come round, will there be snacks and beverages??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really, we should not be surprised there are people like Luka Magnotta

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Such a cynical bunch

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Really?

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By *apillonNoirWoman over a year ago

There...

Bugger! Still running? I've been looking at this thread for hours waiting for the 5'7" ample built, 'fireman' to respond. I'm so hoping you are a genuine, brain tumour survivor with a great success story to promote. My gut instinct is that you're winding us up. Restore my faith! Please??!!

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Yes the reason they will be no film crew their is for people own privcy how ever I am still in talks with the film crew in the mean time."
. Why not ask the film crew to provide a model with whom you can be filmed . If they are making an interesting documentary ,I am sure that they would be happy to provide and the result will look better as there is no need to blank out faces. Your other option is to hire a model for an hour .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have met this guy at vivente in Sunderland twice he really does have a disability he has in boxed me asking me to participate and i have declined as I do not wish to be included in a documentary. This guy has been in at least one porn film I know this as I watched it being filmed far as I can tell this is genuine guys

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Hey wait a min wasn't this a c4 doc a few years back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww, if I got to fuck the film crew, maybe we'd talk.

- Amy. x"
no there's only you two there ..safety thing.

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