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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bloke on here was asking me about gangbangs and I told him that if there was too many men they fuck my ears.. It was said as a joke...hes gone crazy for the idea. His poor wife...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was an episode of family guy that mentioned ear sex..
Once you go black... You go deaf"
Haha.. Do you know.. I'll let hubby try first as he's white in that case!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids.
See, what's going to happen to this poor blokes wife.. 'deaf by poshtotti'.. "
She'll never hear it cumming... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids.
See, what's going to happen to this poor blokes wife.. 'deaf by poshtotti'..
She'll never hear it cumming..."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you OP for this thread and the funny comments. It gave me the giggle that my afternoon needed 
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Men do believe everyone a woman says.. When they are trying to get into her.. So funny |
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"Ok.. We are all knocking it, without trying it. I think I'm gona get hubby to give me a good hard ear sess. Let you know how it went tomorrow.. "
Clean your ears out first, don't want to be getting ear wax on the old fella.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As we are known for our pix.. We are gona take photos of our hot waxy cummy ear fuck..ooh I'm so wanting this... Ooh baby.. Let me get u hard with my lobe.. - you ear fucking sluts better fab this one!! Let's take ear sex to where it belongs .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you OP for this thread and the funny comments. It gave me the giggle that my afternoon needed
Men do believe everyone a woman says.. When they are trying to get into her.. So funny "
Ooh I smell a challenge. Let's get some new freaky 'sex thing' reported in a national newspaper. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have done the deed... Hell sod pussy or ass from now on.. Or mouth.. You gota try it.. My ear is dripping and swollen with desire. Gona start a new thing.. So glad I went to the dark /deaf side. Fuck me.. Fuck my external auditory meatus now.. (please do not phone me as I'm a little mutton Jeff atm) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer
Love white ear.... Lol
Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator. "
Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh? |
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"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer
Love white ear.... Lol
Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.
Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh? "
I work in construction, and you can get vibration white finger from using power tools, feeling of numbness if you over-do it. I can stick my white finger in your white ear if you like but not sure either of us will feel anything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer
Love white ear.... Lol
Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.
Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh?
I work in construction, and you can get vibration white finger from using power tools, feeling of numbness if you over-do it. I can stick my white finger in your white ear if you like but not sure either of us will feel anything. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer
Love white ear.... Lol
Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.
Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh?
I work in construction, and you can get vibration white finger from using power tools, feeling of numbness if you over-do it. I can stick my white finger in your white ear if you like but not sure either of us will feel anything. "
Worth a try.. Cum over now..  |
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"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...  "
Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...
Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin. "
Look bitch, not all of us give wax freely .. Only if a really like do I give my hot, wet yummy wax out..
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"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...
Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin.
Look bitch, not all of us give wax freely .. Only if a really like do I give my hot, wet yummy wax out..
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I'm sure if me and your hubby give you a "dep" (double ear penetration), then your head will be in a spin. |
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