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Ok Boo... Here's a silly one.....
Mick & Paddy reading headstones near a church. Mick says fuck there's a bloke here who was 152. Paddy says What's his name? Mick says Miles from London.  |
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Another mick and paddy one. Mick and paddy go sunbathing on a nudist beach, paddy does not want to get sunburn on his privates so he puts a hat over his cock. A lady walks past and says if you were a gent you'd raise your hat. Paddy replies if you weren't a minger it would raise it's fooking self!  |
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I was at the cemetry putting floers on a grave when I saw four undertakers carrying a coffin, 30 minutes later as I was leaving, there they were again, still carrying the coffin,
I thought to myself, those fuckers have lost the plot !! |
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"Ok. Am in the middle of a 12 hour shift. Feel like sticking pins in my eyes so i can go home :/ tell me jokes! Cheer me up! Pleeeeease!  xx"
You know what makes me laugh.........
Jokes . I will get my coat |
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"Ok. Am in the middle of a 12 hour shift. Feel like sticking pins in my eyes so i can go home :/ tell me jokes! Cheer me up! Pleeeeease! xx
You know what makes me laugh.........
Jokes . I will get my coat "
Still feeling down ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm in the middle of a 12 hr shift too !
But I smile to myself because I get very well paid and after tomorrow I get 6 days off so I'm the one laughing at the others been in work !
That's what keeps me smiling |
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"Another mick and paddy one. Mick and paddy go sunbathing on a nudist beach, paddy does not want to get sunburn on his privates so he puts a hat over his cock. A lady walks past and says if you were a gent you'd raise your hat. Paddy replies if you weren't a minger it would raise it's fooking self! "
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