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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sex themed jokes anyone? I will start
Man picks up woman and takes her home. Takes of shoes and his toes are weird going in different directions. She says whats wrong with your toes?
He says when i was a boy i had Tolio. she says dont you mean Polio? He says no, Tolio, thats why my toes are strange.
Takes off his jeans and his knees are back to front: she says whats wrong with them? He says I had an attack of Kneesles. she says you mean Measles? he says no, kneesles thats why my knees are deformed.
He take off his underpants: she cries out: Oh no, dont tell me you also had an attack of Small Cox! |
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