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I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.
They all want to give me money for what I do.
I don't really need the cash!
Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?
Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.
Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe they do notice your erection, but it maybe not what they need. I wouldn't want sex/sexual contact with vanilla friends or even my relatives.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.
They all want to give me money for what I do.
I don't really need the cash!
Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?
Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.
Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "
 lol, you're joking....right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh my days you're having a laugh right?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe because theyre not expecting a part in "confessions of a plumber" haha. Very much doubt "photocopier engineers" get as much sex on offer as they dreamt about either  haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a debt collector, i never thought they may think i get hard ons after counting cash before! |
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well, I wondered what the swinging community`s reaction would be.....Its quite surprising and prudish.
With some persuading, I might just tell you all, sometime, about how often I have actually been offered sex in payment/part payment....And from the most unlikely people.
Anyway, thanks to all who commented.
xx  |
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Maybe they just don't want to shag pervy old men?
It may not have crossed your mind but perhaps..... You're just not sexually appealing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To me, payment 'in kind', feels like, prostitution without cash exchanged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've worked for the public in their own homes since I left school in 1977 - mainly repairing and installing Television and video equipment and latterly working for Sky Television and once, and only once in all those years have I been offered sex in lieu of payment. She was tasty as well ! Did I accept the offer ? Did I hell - more than my job was worth and also I was a married man - no on both counts and even if I'd been single and gagging I'd still have said no - not under those circumstances anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.
They all want to give me money for what I do.
I don't really need the cash!
Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?
Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.
Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "
Well, it will have and they didn't want to oblige perhaps? In some cases? It's a bit....cheap isn't it? Prostitution basically? No hate, just saying it as it reads? |
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Has it ever crossed your mind to give them some sort of hint that's what your after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah prostitution is a complete turn off I think you should take both lol favours and payment maybe you need to be paid extra for your additional time and effort possibly the customer needs a refund or they might have just withdrawn all they possibly can from the sperm bank and may require a second visit later on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should Manage your expectations, u know professionally, 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I know why my Dad learn't to do everything around the house!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people just won't prostitute themselves and prefer to offer monetary payment. They may see it as degrading to offer sexual services in payment - as I do. |
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This is easy!!
Why not just say 'Hey, fancy giving me a bj/wank/fuck?'
Job done.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't get a hard on doing DIY I just get knackered must be doing something wrong |
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I think it's worth keeping things simple. Presumably you'd offered to do a job and agreed the terms up front - eg it was free or at a cost.
Complicating it afterwards is unfair or pressures people, which is unfair.
By all means hint at fun but keep it a separate entity.
If work and fun is blurred it makes getting satisfactory service potentially too complex. |
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well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.
Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x |
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Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris "
Seconded
Be very interesting to see .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy shit he stays right next to me |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.
Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x"
Which relatives were they? |
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"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.
Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x"
Ooer your relatives are on here ad well?? 
Yes yes I'll go stand in the corner but all I remember form the op was relatives pay cash |
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"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.
Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x
Which relatives were they?"
think it was your wife and daughter. xx |
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"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.
Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x
Which relatives were they?
think it was your wife and daughter. xx"
Hey my Mrs and daughter leave veri's |
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Well....no veris and a profile claiming he was a "professional manager".
Think he may be a Walt... |
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Another Dreamer flying the flag for single men.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rich man doesn't need to say he's rich. I'll look forward to that verification too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.
Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "
Welcome to the 1970's. Bring back Mary Millington. |
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"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.
They all want to give me money for what I do.
I don't really need the cash!
Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?
Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.
Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "
Work should be work and entirely unrelated to any social activity . I always keep the two separate and prefer to live in the real world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris "
Was thinking the same thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they just don't want to shag pervy old men?
It may not have crossed your mind but perhaps..... You're just not sexually appealing. "
You tell him Don Juan... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just waiting for
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I've removed posts and we can leave it there I think |
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