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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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kim gone to work early, I woke with a raging hard on and really needed to make myself cum. I text her to tell her and she said she wants by balls full for when she gets home cos she wants a full load all over her face, and if I do make myself cum there's no sex later.
How bloody selfish is that!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I'm confused.
Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?
Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol"
Not taking your advice again.
I got a few bananas, put condoms on them and covered them in e45, tried to eat one, started chocking ,held onto the kitchen worktop and accidentally knocked a banana skin on the floor and then slipped on it and knocked myself out on the fridge.
I'm not horny anymore and still have a ball bag full of sperm, so it worked in that respect.
Just hope the headache goes before Kim gets home.  |
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"Now I'm confused.
Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?
Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol
Not taking your advice again.
I got a few bananas, put condoms on them and covered them in e45, tried to eat one, started chocking ,held onto the kitchen worktop and accidentally knocked a banana skin on the floor and then slipped on it and knocked myself out on the fridge.
I'm not horny anymore and still have a ball bag full of sperm, so it worked in that respect.
Just hope the headache goes before Kim gets home. "
haha.. get some zinc tablets if you want a heavier load |
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