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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .
I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.  "
Arrgghhh
This is worse than the bug in the beard post I read earlier  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .
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Didn't think of that ! Excellent !! Like a lot of ladies on FAB she does appear to have a tash, and a rather fetching stubble  |
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"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .
I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.
Arrgghhh
This is worse than the bug in the beard post I read earlier "
This was in the seventies she was mortified. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .
I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.
WTF!?!
Yep! They don't mind where the hair is."
The ones on your hairy arse crack are the worse to get rid of apparently - they dive into the nearest dark hole when the see the shampoo coming.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.
We have some odd conversations in our house."
I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham  |
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"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.
We have some odd conversations in our house.
I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham "
That's most useful. I think you should keep the crabs and ditch the meet, you'll eventually have them trained to bring sandwiches. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.
We have some odd conversations in our house.
I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham
That's most useful. I think you should keep the crabs and ditch the meet, you'll eventually have them trained to bring sandwiches."
Once I can get them to make a sandwich its BGT time ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife  "
Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?
Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .
By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .
I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.
WTF!?!
Yep! They don't mind where the hair is.
The ones on your hairy arse crack are the worse to get rid of apparently - they dive into the nearest dark hole when the see the shampoo coming...."
They can be lured out with a crunchie though...... |
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"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife
Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?
Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .
By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her "
I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.
People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.
I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you. |
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"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife
Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?
Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .
By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her
I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.
People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.
I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you."
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"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife
Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?
Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .
By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her
I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.
People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.
I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you."
Someone's feeling crabby! |
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"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife
Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?
Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .
By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her
I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.
People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.
I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you.
Someone's feeling crabby! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave everything off...!!
This was sarcastic, right?
(As they burrow under the skin so shaving will not rid you of them)"
That's not nits or crabs but scabies! Two treatments of a special cream from head to toe a week apart. I had a relative who had it and everyone who had been in contact with him had to have the same treatment, including all the hospital staff and other patients. If it is scabies which usually starts in the groin area it is very contagious and the itching does not start until you have had it for perhaps a month! |
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"Shave everything off...!!
This was sarcastic, right?
(As they burrow under the skin so shaving will not rid you of them)
That's not nits or crabs but scabies! Two treatments of a special cream from head to toe a week apart. I had a relative who had it and everyone who had been in contact with him had to have the same treatment, including all the hospital staff and other patients. If it is scabies which usually starts in the groin area it is very contagious and the itching does not start until you have had it for perhaps a month!"
I know, I posted while half asleep and then remembered in the morning which one burrows. 
Shaving still doesn't eradicate crabs though. |
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"Anybody got any tips on how to train the little buggers then seeing as how I am stuck with them ? "
Desperate the females from the males and tell them that unless they perform circus tricks they'll never see their wives and children again. I think it would work. |
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