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Should some people be fined under the trade descriptions act for there Usernames ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some user names are so unfitting the people !

Maybe some are just a bit tongue in cheek ?

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By *cotbbtopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Some user names are so unfitting the people !

Maybe some are just a bit tongue in cheek ?"

Have you any examples for us to consider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People using numbers in their name

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had to use numbers as theres alot of Dannys .

Real name though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it matter? Some people might think they are sexy/hot etc. Not harming anyone

I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I do love cunny! I swear

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By *ilberryMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Most of the guys on here if using literal names would be called LOOKINGFORSOMETHINGTOFUCK247?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines relevant to me and I've got numbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "

omg!

Just because you don't see someone as beautiful it don't mean they are not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

omg!

Just because you don't see someone as beautiful it don't mean they are not!"

Er well yeah it does !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

omg!

Just because you don't see someone as beautiful it don't mean they are not!

Er well yeah it does !"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made me chuckle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Made me chuckle....

It was meant as a fun thread !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

names like "mycockissohugeillputyouinhospital"......and it's teeny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"names like "mycockissohugeillputyouinhospital"......and it's teeny

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we avoid any bragging type names or those who brag in profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we avoid any bragging type names or those who brag in profiles "

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

[Removed by poster at 28/04/15 05:51:37]

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

My username is not so much a description but more an ejaculation!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my real name isn't Jon, so my name is a bit of a lie. But I stand by my claim to be both young and fun.

Tbh it's a crap username, but I'm reluctant to change it now that quite a few people know me by it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi im Dave (real name) im little in height and big in personality...so you cant sue me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder "

exactly - I'm sure we've all been is situations where a friend has said something like 'Phwaor, look at him / her over there she's gorgeous' but you're there thinking 'What? his / her mate is far hotter!'

Each to their own and all that!

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By *ovely CummingsWoman over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

I had a different username but changed it as I am consistently called lovely

so no breach of trade description act here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes us laugh when guys call themselves 'BigDick' or something similar, we just assume it's what they are and not what they have

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Some user names are so unfitting the people !

Maybe some are just a bit tongue in cheek ?"

If I was naming your profile, I would call it 'bum'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was my exact thought the first time we tried the chat rooms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well technically I'm not a lion but if you bring steak to a meet I won't say no

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

There are two of us...that's it, really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im very cheeky and a geordie.

Me thinks the OP is doing a little fishing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah well I don't have paws..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is very apt for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im very cheeky and a geordie.

Me thinks the OP is doing a little fishing"

He managed to catch *sexysweetlittlething1987* but turned out to be a 20 stone hairy bloke that he can't reel in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry but I refuse to be a cupcake, however, I do taste sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are from Gloucestershire and we swing so I guess we don't contravene the trades description act .

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

We should be prosecuted from here to hell and back again, neither of us is 561 and we most certainly aren't nice.....we are a couple though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I nailed my username tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

"Some user names are so unfitting the people !

Maybe some are just a bit tongue in cheek ?"

My OH says exactly the same

Though if he was single his username would probably be snores on sofa

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Oh buggar! We had better pay up then as we're not actually that bendy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"names like "mycockissohugeillputyouinhospital"......and it's teeny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally it is all about free choice. We shouldnt have a go at others for what they look like or what they choose their usernames to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am I fact not an Italian biscuit. Though I do taste just as good. Do I pass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally it is all about free choice. We shouldnt have a go at others for what they look like or what they choose their usernames to be.

Except when they're funny as fuck. I'm not going to pretend I don't think "what?! Really?!

" at least 10 times a day on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess we are just a pair of fockers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I nailed my username tbh. "

Double take then thought it said beardedbum! Oh god wears my glasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ? "

Only if you haven't

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I think I nailed my username tbh.

Double take then thought it said beardedbum! Oh god wears my glasses

That's what I read it as too. I don't even wear glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ? "

You just have to go out and find yourself a big cock. There are plenty on here so don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I nailed my username tbh.

Double take then thought it said beardedbum! Oh god wears my glasses

That's what I read it as too. I don't even wear glasses.

Im supposed to, but can't be bothered with the.. On off on off thingy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

You just have to go out and find yourself a big cock. There are plenty on here so don't worry

But when does small become medium or big?

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm guilty as charged I'm not john or soda.

What's the punishment.?. Be gentle I bruise easy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

Only if you haven't

"
ment I'm not called Ivor !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

You just have to go out and find yourself a big cock. There are plenty on here so don't worry

But when does small become medium or big?

When their profile name tells you so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

Only if you haven't

ment I'm not called Ivor ! "

So you need to be called gregorusgicanticus.

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By *tm1Man over a year ago

great oakley

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

omg!

Just because you don't see someone as beautiful it don't mean they are not!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

Only if you haven't

ment I'm not called Ivor !

So you need to be called gregorusgicanticus.

"
prob more truthful gregsmalluscockus lol or is the gicanticus my gut lol ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "

Maybe they think they are, who are you to judge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well mine "Kamsin" iv used from what back in the days of AOL in the mid 90s.

But it's origin is a southerly hot wind blowing across Egypt from mid March.

Well.....

Iv been to Egypt every year for the last 11 and I'm full of hot air ????

So I guess mine fits really well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well mine "Kamsin" iv used from what back in the days of AOL in the mid 90s.

But it's origin is a southerly hot wind blowing across Egypt from mid March.

Well.....

Iv been to Egypt every year for the last 11 and I'm full of hot air ????

So I guess mine fits really well.

Oh I use to use aohell my username was sarcybint

I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

Maybe they think they are, who are you to judge?"

Exactly well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not a number...

I am exactly as my name describes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kind off deviated from the original post..

Guess at the end of the day.. It's the users choice.. They do say.. One man's nectre is another's piosion or something like that!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like my name and I'm fairly well known by it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if I called my self ivorbigcock I could get done ?

You just have to go out and find yourself a big cock. There are plenty on here so don't worry

But when does small become medium or big?

When their profile name tells you so.

Depends how small your hands are. My wife has a small jaw, so I'm officially huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot !

omg!

Just because you don't see someone as beautiful it don't mean they are not!

But if beauty is in the eye of the beholder and he the beholder doesn't not consider them beautiful then they are not.

Can't have it both ways !

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan over a year ago

newcastle

well i am definitely a grumpy bastard

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By *uicyfruit3Man over a year ago

portsmouth

I'm not juicy. Or a fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to use numbers as theres alot of Dannys .

Real name though"

Are there really 197,096 other Dannys on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope.. We are off onholiday in 2 weeks time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm neither Scarlet nor seductive

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

We had to change our username, fisty mcCunt ripper and the destroyer of holes didn't get us much interest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im bored with mine, rewrote profile and could do with a new username

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not a Victorian damsel or a Greek myth. But Norks A-plenty was taken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll hold my hands up and admit I'm not a real panda cub.

Maybe I should warn future meets..

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "
. It probably does not matter. What is attractive to some people may not appeal to others .

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Well....I am a man... and guess What I love doing and having done to me

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Well....I am a man... and guess What I love doing and having done to me

Are you a fan of Polo mints?

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Maybe I should start carrying those sweet morsels around with me

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By *earboynottinghamMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss because I am ,kissing because I love it and I'm great at it and Kelly because that's the name I picked for on here

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Well....I am a man... and guess What I love doing and having done to me

Are you a fan of Polo mints?"
I love sugar free ones..

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By *r.smithMan over a year ago

wallsend

Well I'm not a doctor and my surname isn't smith. You are all shocked right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually am the goddess of war and wisdom.

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By *otnolongerwifeCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

"People using numbers in their name "

Is my year of birth...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine is my real name, changed it by deed poll

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By *epper123Woman over a year ago

London

I am quite hot and spicy ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i havent gone fishing im at home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are ronseal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with some help choosing one. Google wasnt very helpful and not sure what people like to see on here. A friend said they like profile names with the actual name in the username. Any suggestions will be gratefully received. Be nice guys

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

We used to be new_eastmids, after a few years and long list of meets it wasn't fair to other new people to keep the name

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

Mines spot on

So not in my case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, ermmm...yes and then again...no!

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By *arlacumhardCouple over a year ago

Latex

Mines pretty accurate! I cum loads (very noisy) and squirt like a fountain when really turned on xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is an abbreviation of my name and the seat number I sit in at a certain football ground.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I could do with some help choosing one. Google wasnt very helpful and not sure what people like to see on here. A friend said they like profile names with the actual name in the username. Any suggestions will be gratefully received. Be nice guys

"
I like Red Scorpio

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

we can,t be fined under the trade descriptions act, as i am a slut and he is my hubby. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some user names are so unfitting the people !

Maybe some are just a bit tongue in cheek ?

If I was naming your profile, I would call it 'bum'

Or Ass....in a joking way of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a loud moaner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like Red Scorpio

Im bored with it, need to rename my profile. feeling like a pushover and a mug just now, so maybe that will do the job lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant name names !

But people calling themselves sexy this or beautiful that when there clearly not .

Or another word that crops up alot is Hot ! "

this coming from some one who doesn't show any pics so therefor can't be judged in the same way he judges others,bit of double standards me thinks !

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By *tmmCouple over a year ago

harlow

Lol

"Decidedly average proportions"

"Increasing crap at sex"

"Munters R Us"

"Wanna Ram You All Night (If the viagra holds up)"

Yep these usernames are definitely gonna catch on!!!! Might just have to change ours lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should do as the native red Indians did and name yourself after the first thing you see when look out of the tipi (or your window)

I'm now to be know as "little dog shitting"

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By *exy6768Couple over a year ago

manchester

This has made me giggle so many times.

I think ours is spot on but hey don't ask me I'm prejudice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not juicy. Or a fruit

And the 3?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just use my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol, the premise is good.

i've got two bollocks, so sue me.

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

We once had our own Show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I confess. I have no wings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm doubly safe and within the law....christos is my real name, also, some folk call me Chris, and I'm a bit of a tosser....win win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not long changed mine.... And yes its true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We haven't broken any beds

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

I put sultry (even if i am not) to lure the guys ... thats what succubus does...

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

I really am called Sabrina.. honest .

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"Should do as the native red Indians did and name yourself after the first thing you see when look out of the tipi (or your window)

I'm now to be know as "little dog shitting"

bugger then id be "bird turd on window"

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By *nknownCallerMan over a year ago

Bath

If I wasn't in your address book & phoned you up, you'd know it was me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hummm sugerfree, does that mean I'm bitter!?......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think mines simple, like me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should do as the native red Indians did and name yourself after the first thing you see when look out of the tipi (or your window)

I'm now to be know as "little dog shitting"

bugger then id be "bird turd on window"

id be empty hanging basket

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By *tripper9Man over a year ago

Blackburn

Hi hope no ladies with a tape measure catch me outside on a cold day!

_tripper9

Xxx

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"We haven't broken any beds

We need to swap names then because I have broken a bed

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