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You know you're a hardened Fabber when...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Things you see pretty much everytime you log on that would make most vanilla couples go... 
A ten inch wang posted openly with men as well as women commenting on how they'd like to meet him.
Men asking openly for women to pee into their mouths while they wank. And women agreeing it would be hot!
Pictures showing gaping anus's and various objects being used to fill them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You regularly get messages by someone wanting to lick our riding boots clean and then be locked in the tack room naked. And rather than get outraged you don't block him as he's harmless albeit persistent |
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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago
Hampshire / Herefordshire |
"You regularly get messages by someone wanting to lick our riding boots clean and then be locked in the tack room naked. And rather than get outraged you don't block him as he's harmless albeit persistent "
Would he clean my tack whilst in there? |
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You realise one liners paired with cock pictures don't work.
Instead of being annoyed by other profiles you simply block them.
You realise mutual connection is key and as such make no effort with those that make none.
You log on after a wank, not before one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You regularly get messages by someone wanting to lick our riding boots clean and then be locked in the tack room naked. And rather than get outraged you don't block him as he's harmless albeit persistent
Would he clean my tack whilst in there?"
He has offered to do ours with his tongue. I will point him in your direction.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know you're .............
When you can avoid a thread on barebacking without making comment that although it's not for you because you value your health, you respect others decision to do it if they're open about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been Looking at pictures on a Fetish Lifestyle forum for a few years. Probably Seen it all now.
The last picture that raised my eyebrow was a picture of a woman masterbating during her period. Needless to say that was messy. But nothing else has phased me for over a year now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...when someone mentions watersports you don't think of windsurfing..
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...when someone mentions tea bags you think of squatting over a willing mouth and dipping your balls in..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...when BBC doesn't mean the first couple of channels on the telly.
...when you see a stranger in town, but know for a fact all the naughty stuff they get up to.
...when you read about something on the forums and think 'I'm gonna give that a go'. When before fab, it would have shocked and appalled you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you're in company and the loudest guy is making coarse jokes about guys wearing their wifes undies and you know its because he has tried his missus undies on. And probably liked it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you listen to people at work talking about sex........and just think to yourself, if only you knew!!!!!!
When you wake up in the morning next to 3 guys and another woman, and don't bat an eyelid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take guys telling you they are 'straight but curious' with a pinch of salt as all of there 10+ meets are with men  "
You respect the Swing forums so much you correct your own grammatical errors
*their |
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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago
Scarborough |
"You regularly get messages by someone wanting to lick our riding boots clean and then be locked in the tack room naked. And rather than get outraged you don't block him as he's harmless albeit persistent
Would he clean my tack whilst in there?
He has offered to do ours with his tongue. I will point him in your direction. "
Sounds the guy to have on a farm? There is always muck to shift, and plenty of things to lick clean! |
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Great thread. Agree re not phased by rejection. Luckily not had it happen often.
When you get a message saying 'hi wanna fuck' from a stranger and delete it cos its boring and not cos its offensive.
When you start thinking actually maybe selling dirty panties not such a bad idea I could do with a few quid |
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When you no longer get annoyed when people jump in on threads that they have no interest in, apart from voicing that they don't like what is being discussed.... and just tut 
When work colleagues are discussing what they think is outrageous and you are sitting quietly hoping your halo hasn't faded  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you start thinking actually maybe selling dirty panties not such a bad idea I could do with a few quid
Eeeeh!
That a good eeeeh or a bad one? Lol"
Good... but you're a dirty so and so! |
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When you start thinking actually maybe selling dirty panties not such a bad idea I could do with a few quid
Eeeeh!
That a good eeeeh or a bad one? Lol
Good... but you're a dirty so and so!"
Oh you have no idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you can't look at a tennis ball or two without thinking about that guy in the chatrooms (whom I won't name) "
I missed that but sadly for Mr he didn't lol x |
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