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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats your funniest moment during sex or a meet?
I once met a woman a couple of years ago and we went to the park. All was going well and she suggested going in to the trees to have a bit of fun.i stood against a tree while she gave me oral when from nowhere a squirrel shot down the tree and bounced off her head.
After nearly biting my cock off thru the sudden shock she fell backwards trying to get up, slipped and rolled down the hill tits out and knickers round her ankles. My natural reaction was to try and grab her forgetting my jeans were undone slipped myself and fell too. Was laid there jeans down my knees crying with laughter.
Unfortunately she didnt find the funny side and stormed off without contacting me ever again! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was on holiday with a mate who wanted sole use of our room for a while - We had a plan that I would get myself domiciled with a German girl from round the pool - In bar all went well and off he goes with Belgian girl and off I goes with said fraulien - Only they would not let me into her hotel so off I trots to our apartment and asks my mate to let me in - Out he comes with Belgique who looks at me like i'm something on her shoe that smells! They come back after a while and I walk said frau back to her hotel... then realise I've no where to go so off i trots to night club where i meet a girl from sheffield who i know from round the pool - who after a drink suggests we go back to mine - couldna refuse so there I am knocking on door again - the look the belgian gave me was now ten times worse!!
Happy days... |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"i once got chewing gum stuck to the end of a guys cock - had to skillfully use my tongue to remove it before he noticed  "
And I was sooooo enjoying it, you mean you couldn't do it again?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i once got chewing gum stuck to the end of a guys cock - had to skillfully use my tongue to remove it before he noticed "
Just inagine your surprise if you realised " hang on i was eating juicy fruit before. So why does this one taste like wrigleys extra?' Lol |
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"i once got chewing gum stuck to the end of a guys cock - had to skillfully use my tongue to remove it before he noticed
And I was sooooo enjoying it, you mean you couldn't do it again? "
haha could do my best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is something which happened to a friend, not ot me, but it is worth telling anyway.
He'd convinced his wife that she should let him try a spot of anal. It all went very well until he withdrew and found a kernel of sweetcorn nestling in the end of his foreskin. |
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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago
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While playing in a hot tub at a local club, i put my hands down by my side & felt something round & rubbery........."who has lost this i asked" holding it up in the air . It was a cervical cap (Diaphragm), funny enough no one own up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is something which happened to a friend, not ot me, but it is worth telling anyway.
He'd convinced his wife that she should let him try a spot of anal. It all went very well until he withdrew and found a kernel of sweetcorn nestling in the end of his foreskin."
Oh come on ive heard that one before. Its an urban myth surely?
Like the guys in thailand who were shagging two women only to be told to do anal. Its turns out they were t girls! But they carried on anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"While playing in a hot tub at a local club, i put my hands down by my side & felt something round & rubbery........."who has lost this i asked" holding it up in the air . It was a cervical cap (Diaphragm), funny enough no one own up "
Thats the sort of thing that i would do! Lol |
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"Whats your funniest moment during sex or a meet?
I once met a woman a couple of years ago and we went to the park. All was going well and she suggested going in to the trees to have a bit of fun.i stood against a tree while she gave me oral when from nowhere a squirrel shot down the tree and bounced off her head.
After nearly biting my cock off thru the sudden shock she fell backwards trying to get up, slipped and rolled down the hill tits out and knickers round her ankles. My natural reaction was to try and grab her forgetting my jeans were undone slipped myself and fell too. Was laid there jeans down my knees crying with laughter.
Unfortunately she didnt find the funny side and stormed off without contacting me ever again! Lol"
just to let ppl nar ,there was no squirrels harmed in this meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To the OP, thats 1 of the funniest things i've read on here.  "
Lol well if i was still in touch with the woman you could have told her. Some people have no sense of humour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Loljust to let ppl nar ,there was no squirrels harmed in this meet "
Im surprised nobody has yet mentioned about the squirrel going for my nuts! Lol |
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I (G) was doggying a new friend in a crowded playroom when 'fanny farting' started. She got more and more embarrassed as it got louder, and said 'stop, stop' but it was at the stage where I was almost there and just couldn't until I'd cum. Everyone was laughing, including R and her lover, and my woman just hid her head while we cuddled afterwards. |
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