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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Those things that you always want to say, but just about manage to keep under wraps?
Just had a message along the lines of: 'hope u like hung men'
Wanted to reply: 'prefer them still alive'.
What are your favourites that you always want to reply? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I had one the other day. Message was from a guy in Southampton asking if I wanted to ride his huge cock. I did reply that it had better be 280 miles long to reach to York, but he didn't get it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On receipt of yet another cock pic with a one line message.
Thanks,I am familiar with what one looks like but i appreciate your concern that i might still be wondering.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit.
...no, i have a zit you tit.
A zit on ya tit?
Maybe just a little bit. Do you think it will be a hit? Or is it a bit shit?
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I'll be having none of it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit.
...no, i have a zit you tit.
A zit on ya tit?
Maybe just a little bit. Do you think it will be a hit? Or is it a bit shit?
I'll be having none of it! "
That's now me in the pit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one the other day. Message was from a guy in Southampton asking if I wanted to ride his huge cock. I did reply that it had better be 280 miles long to reach to York, but he didn't get it. "
of course he didn't get it , his cock wasn't long enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every few weeks we get the same message off the same guy sometimes with a new profile the message always does your mrs like big cocks to which we always reply yes its the twats that opperate them we sonetimes struggle with  he never replies and vanishes again for another few weeks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a lot of messages from people saying nice tattoos or they love my tattoos,they make me think people wanna meet me to skin me alive... i just wanna reply with 'well you're not having them, get your own'.
Or the guys who ask me if they can ask me anything, i don't reply to them so they know they can't ask me anything, not even their original question. 
Or 'you get my message?' i wanna say no what message and then if they reply i'll ask them why they talking to me and make out i never receive ANY of their messages at all, not even the ones i'm replying to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the standard "Does juicy want my 9 inch cock?" we always reply with "no thanks, she's got a 5ft8 one right here"
Also any men who message addressing only juicy "hi babes" or "you're fit" etc etc always get a reply from jay saying "I'm flattered mate, honestly. But I'm straight and so are you supposedly" |
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My personal favourite is when speaking if someone feels the need to interrupt you
"Oh I'm sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
You can follow with "how rude of me"
People tend not to take offence and laugh it off. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Those things that you always want to say, but just about manage to keep under wraps?
Just had a message along the lines of: 'hope u like hung men'
Wanted to reply: 'prefer them still alive'.
What are your favourites that you always want to reply?"
If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only ever think of things after the moment has passed (3 days later, for example). "
Likewise. Always after the moment has passed. And they're always such good retorts too! Ah well .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fave is when you give a polite no thanks and they come back with the abuse like calling me a fat cunt etc
I always send a reply saying.....oi that's mistress fat cunt to you
The bit I like it when they read it they must think ...oh she's obviously got a sence of humor and try to carry on talking to arrange a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fave is when you give a polite no thanks and they come back with the abuse like calling me a fat cunt etc
I always send a reply saying.....oi that's mistress fat cunt to you
The bit I like it when they read it they must think ...oh she's obviously got a sence of humor and try to carry on talking to arrange a meet "
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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when I used to get chatted up behind the bar ( in my younger days ) if they were annoying or wouldn't take no for an answer I'd ask loud enough for others to hear ' are you trying to chat me up , I wouldn't bother ' they inevitably as why to which my replay was ' I already have one twat in my knickers thank you ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This topic has just reminded me i just blocked someone (who was well out of my age range) because he messaged me saying 'another one who doesn't talk' and forgot to give them a bitchy message first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In response to the worst 'cum face' pic a man has ever sent me along with the message "that's me milking my meat over your pics, let me cum on you bbe"
Response: "strangely you look as though you are licking piss off a nettle whilst having a seizure"
2nd message...."is that a no then?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a lot of shit on here from haters of the armed forces as I am not really allowed to retaliate and insult these kind of people I just reply with "if you want my cumback go scoop some from your mum's arsehole!" Works every time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get a lot of shit on here from haters of the armed forces as I am not really allowed to retaliate and insult these kind of people I just reply with "if you want my cumback go scoop some from your mum's arsehole!" Works every time xx"
or off her teeth!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every few weeks we get the same message off the same guy sometimes with a new profile the message always does your mrs like big cocks to which we always reply yes its the twats that opperate them we sonetimes struggle with he never replies and vanishes again for another few weeks lol "
Was wondering....does yor missus like big cocks? See you in a few weeks
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I had one a couple of days ago that was just "free?".
I replied with "no, I'm very expensive".
My friend has had some idiots approach her in pubs. One guy took a fascination with the gap in her teeth and asked if she was a singer. She told him she'd heard it and to get lost.
He kept asking so eventually she turned to him and said "mate, you're that ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out. Now fuck off". His face was a peach, wish I'd had a camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one a couple of days ago that was just "free?".
I replied with "no, I'm very expensive".
My friend has had some idiots approach her in pubs. One guy took a fascination with the gap in her teeth and asked if she was a singer. She told him she'd heard it and to get lost.
He kept asking so eventually she turned to him and said "mate, you're that ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out. Now fuck off". His face was a peach, wish I'd had a camera "
what do they mean by singer? I have a gap in my front teeth and never heard this before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what do they mean by singer? I have a gap in my front teeth and never heard this before.
Apparently people with gaps in their teeth are good singers or something? "
Oh right, weird people think that. Definitely not true in my case, although i do like singing i am rubbish at it. |
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