Maybe it's because I don't like the game but certain events from earlier today got me thinking, so gents (and ladies),
Would you rather watch you favourite team playing a stupid game or fuck my wife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe it's because I don't like the game but certain events from earlier today got me thinking, so gents (and ladies),
Would you rather watch you favourite team playing a stupid game or fuck my wife? "
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Does there have to be a choice I once pulled a lass before a man city match at Maine road took her home and a
Ended up in a loft conversion next to the ground sex while sticking my head out of the sky light watching the game damn near perfection AND no admission fee lol |
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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago
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Fuck your wife please. Repeatedly for the duration of the game, hoping for lots of extra time and penalties.
She would have to wear my choice of strip though which would consist of just heels, her black seamed stockings and a smile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone at sometime quoted, Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. That sounds like no fun at all where as fucking your wife - kappow fun, fun, fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I love my football and I've checked the wife out. The football will be back next week so yeah, I think I'll have a go on the Mrs please
Or maybe combine both and have her on the pitch at half time? I'll be done in a couple of minutes so still plenty of time for the kiddies penalty shoot out and the raffle to be drawn |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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This is what doggystyle was invented for.
Position her in front of the tv on all fours and away you go.
Don't forget to get one of those beanbag trays to perch on her back so you can reach your beer, mobile and the remote whilst doing the deed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Definately be football for me . My wife happily gives me a nice long bj while I watch the game , and we even had a special stand built for the TV so her head doesn't get in the way  |
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe it's because I don't like the game but certain events from earlier today got me thinking, so gents (and ladies),
Would you rather watch you favourite team playing a stupid game or fuck my wife?
Your wife
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