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Watching too much porn gives you bad habits like..........
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..assuming that a woman saying "Here's some big ones you might like" means she wants you to tit-fuck her and cum in her face - I can never show my face in that branch of Comet again, and I never did get my new telly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, watching too much porn can affect your norms...
I call it the Mary Whitehouse principle.
You see something in a porn film for the first time and you think gross, you might see it in another film at another time and it's now revolting, then it will be ugh, then it will indifferent, then you think hmmm, then ok, then you might even try it yourself, lol
Anal straight to mouth still makes me cringe and many porn films have it. But I do know many other things have been added to our wish list,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!
Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!
Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom! "
That's fookin hilarious!! Almost got into bother for laughing too loud in my office! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol 
And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing  "
and I thought the stain on her fingers was nicotine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!
Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom!
That's fookin hilarious!! Almost got into bother for laughing too loud in my office! "
You'd think I was in CSI the clean up I had to do: it went every where! I was not a happy bunny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol
And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing "
Took the words out of my mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That you can have anal sex without any lube or being warmed up, just shove it in HARD.
(the fact they have had a big butt plug up for hours before and cleaned themselves with enemas is totally hidden!) |
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
in my own little world :-) |
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bad habits like :
missing bedtimes
forgetting to do the washing up
misusing hankerchiefs
asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady" "
Why do your bank operators call you Toady??? |
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bad habits like :
missing bedtimes
forgetting to do the washing up
misusing hankerchiefs
asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady"
Why do your bank operators call you Toady??? "
Oh i see, a typo. But really it's cos i is a fun guy and the password wouldn't allow 9 characters. |
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
in my own little world :-) |
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bad habits like :
missing bedtimes
forgetting to do the washing up
misusing hankerchiefs
asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady"
Why do your bank operators call you Toady???
Oh i see, a typo. But really it's cos i is a fun guy and the password wouldn't allow 9 characters."
Fun guy - or Fun Gi?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Expecting your pizza to be delivered by a foxy big titted chick in a vest on roller skates, with a chiffon scarf round her neck - who asks you for the pepperoni...
Well it was a 80's film in my student days.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always opening the DVD player before you go to bed just in case you left one in & the kids are stopping over
Any ways you mean pornos aren't real - but surely every woman wants jizz in their eye, ATM, Arses smacked, nipples chewed, cock rammed up bum no lube, huge dildos pushed home & all her girlfriends round to share! No?
But they all seam so real  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ATM, No Lube, ramming it in, spit for lube, saying you bitch and you love it, slapping arses,
Damm, I thought that's how you did it...
Rubie does all those things all the time, I'll get her to stop.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Expecting your pizza to be delivered by a foxy big titted chick in a vest on roller skates, with a chiffon scarf round her neck - who asks you for the pepperoni...
Well it was a 80's film in my student days.. "
i remember that one !!! |
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Make fake "mmmmm" and "ooow" noises with mouth wide open as he finishes himself off hoping for a money shot to the mouth. The woman must remember to look sideways (to where the camera would be) instead of looking at the guy during this activity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i like the way the settee or table are always the perfect height for the guy and lady, best film i saw was outtakes of all the misshaps , one was the dialogue saying mm lovely hard cock and the woman was laughing as he was limp |
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Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option. |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option."
Or doing the french trick
Swallow then snort onto your outstretched tongue
Enough to make a maggot gag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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like .... pile driving a woman whilst she's in some freaky, neck-snapping yoga position. Seriously, if I tried that, my boobs would flop over my face and I'd suffocate! Explain THAT one on the death certificate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying "So, this is your daughter? I guess you must be up for a threesome?" "
no but i downloaded... "if you want to fuck my daughter you have to fuck me first" the other day... not bad for a search for camp rock 2 nds lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad habits like not being able to have sex without wearing a perm or mullet and tache. And the woman resembles animal from the muppets downstairs. While in the background a soundtrack of saxophone and 'wap diddy wap a wow' electric guitar plays next to your lava lamp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option.
Or doing the french trick
Swallow then snort onto your outstretched tongue
Enough to make a maggot gag"
I feel queasy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad habits like not being able to have sex without wearing a perm or mullet and tache. And the woman resembles animal from the muppets downstairs. While in the background a soundtrack of saxophone and 'wap diddy wap a wow' electric guitar plays next to your lava lamp!"
*Giggles* |
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to me
spitting on someone's clit whilst sucking/licking it (fucking disgusting)
porno strides pulling your nob all the way out and back in again (your never going to make her scream doing that slowly and if you doing too fast and miss your going to brake your nob)
moving from anal sex to getting a blow job if there was a sick green person I would be pressing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Holding her throat so she can't move or breath with her face going red and using her body like a dead pig that feels no pain and being impervious to her screaming and imagining that that is what women are for and it's okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't know what films you have watching granny! 
and yeah anal to vag"
No films - just the thumbnail. Porn is full of forced rape. Where have you been hiding ?
I don't look for it. It's just there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No films - just the thumbnail. Porn is full of forced rape. Where have you been hiding ?
I don't look for it. It's just there. "
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There appears to be quite of bit of "violent" porn about lately.
Does anyone notice the boobs appear to be more natural lately, and not cosmetically enhanced? |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Well having been in a few i have to disagree
I saw it for myself as an alternative career
But then we see what some people want us to see.. The chapter in Porno where Irvine Welsh mentions the Standard shots .. Including the faecal shot of "watching her suffer" was there for tittaltion for sad men
However it has to be said some,not all, in miy opinion goes way over the mark.. Pierre Woodmans stuff is too me over the edge
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well having been in a few i have to disagree
I saw it for myself as an alternative career
But then we see what some people want us to see.. The chapter in Porno where Irvine Welsh mentions the Standard shots .. Including the faecal shot of "watching her suffer" was there for tittaltion for sad men
However it has to be said some,not all, in miy opinion goes way over the mark.. Pierre Woodmans stuff is too me over the edge
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Are you a high brow pornologist or something ?
You sound like Melvin Bloody Bragg...... Pre death of course. |
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