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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After watching Gene Hunt the other day was wondering what a typical guys profile might read if t'interweb had been invented a few decades earlier...
The 70's man's profile.
Alright love?
Typical bloke looking for a bird with massive knockers.
No slags.
I like my bird's muff to be trimmed aswell. Nothing worse than a bird with hairy legs. If I can see it outside your bikini, it's too long.
Knockers. The bigger the better, right lads? We're talking more than a handful.
I've heard there's some blokes look at other blokes here. Not at my stuff mate! Get the message? I ain't no sailors friend, if y'know what I mean!
What's my type? I dunno. Her out the Avengers. She'd do. Or maybe Lulu. Nice and small.
Or Babs Windsor, in Carry On Camping when her tops flies across that field. Haahaaaa.
And if you know how to do egg an chips after, you'll do aswell.
Smokers? Of course. Who doesn't? But not on the job. Be classy and wait until after.
Got my own brand new Capri Ghia so you'll be travelling in class. Even let you listen to my new eight track.
Dont do rubber johnnies. Dont matter if you've got the pox. Got some cream in the house.
And no screamers. Live with me parents in a two up, two down so keep the racket down if I bring you back to ours.
Oh and write the word Elvis in the title so I know you read this far...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After watching Gene Hunt the other day was wondering what a typical guys profile might read if t'interweb had been invented a few decades earlier...
The 70's man's profile.
Alright love?
Typical bloke looking for a bird with massive knockers.
No slags.
I like my bird's muff to be trimmed aswell. Nothing worse than a bird with hairy legs. If I can see it outside your bikini, it's too long.
Knockers. The bigger the better, right lads? We're talking more than a handful.
I've heard there's some blokes look at other blokes here. Not at my stuff mate! Get the message? I ain't no sailors friend, if y'know what I mean!
What's my type? I dunno. Her out the Avengers. She'd do. Or maybe Lulu. Nice and small.
Or Babs Windsor, in Carry On Camping when her tops flies across that field. Haahaaaa.
And if you know how to do egg an chips after, you'll do aswell.
Smokers? Of course. Who doesn't? But not on the job. Be classy and wait until after.
Got my own brand new Capri Ghia so you'll be travelling in class. Even let you listen to my new eight track.
Dont do rubber johnnies. Dont matter if you've got the pox. Got some cream in the house.
And no screamers. Live with me parents in a two up, two down so keep the racket down if I bring you back to ours.
Oh and write the word Elvis in the title so I know you read this far...
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