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...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."
for the lols.
Seriously though - they're usually fantasists.
The usernames their "dream self" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either. "
I'm not even really called Anna |
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"It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique"
But a fucking nun is not frigid |
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.
I'm not even really called Anna "
Hey and my real name's not Howard either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique
But a fucking nun is not frigid "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.
I'm not even really called Anna
Hey and my real name's not Howard either! "
My world is falling apart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to be rude & I'm probably missing the point completely, & no offence, but what does your username mean???
Read the OP''s profile, pretty much a "Ronseal" sort of scenario."
No shit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.
I'm not even really called Anna
Hey and my real name's not Howard either!
My world is falling apart "
I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.
I'm not even really called Anna
Hey and my real name's not Howard either!
My world is falling apart
I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla "
Well I am quite anonymous so half of mine is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.
I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.
I'm not even really called Anna
Hey and my real name's not Howard either!
My world is falling apart
I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla
Well I am quite anonymous so half of mine is true "
...and I'm a Mr so from a names point of view, a third of mine is actually true... |
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"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."
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"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE.
for the lols.
Seriously though - they're usually fantasists.
The usernames their "dream self""
Except for me I am a bbw and I do love fun |
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I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.
And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there. |
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"I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.
And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there."
I assumed that it was because you liked the band.........
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"I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.
And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there.
I assumed that it was because you liked the band.........
" senses working overtime in this post |
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I recently changed mine as my previous was a bit long and clearly didn't entice the ladies much.
So far, the new one is proving just as unpopular.
At least, I think its the name? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh feck... I'd better change my name to short arsed heartless hell harpy then ...lol x"
I wanted that but it was already taken so I got lumbered with BlondeCaz and I'm not always blonde |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I created mine when I was both lost and stranded near a beach on the wirral, and had nothing better to do. Rather short term thinking really as it is unlikely I will be both again any time soon... |
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"I recently changed mine as my previous was a bit long and clearly didn't entice the ladies much.
So far, the new one is proving just as unpopular.
At least, I think its the name? "
Jim'll fix it......nuff said |
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"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."
Hahaha, apart from the username this is so me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A lady messaged me on Friday .
I wont give out her real identity but her username suggested that she was beautiful and atletic !
I then saw her pics !
And lets say she was ok looking but had eaten a few too many easter eggs |
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"A lady messaged me on Friday .
I wont give out her real identity but her username suggested that she was beautiful and atletic !
I then saw her pics !
And lets say she was ok looking but had eaten a few too many easter eggs"
Sorry upon checking the message was last wednesday |
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On the flipside, there are people on here who write what they're not into, in their summary, and request people avoid messaging them asking about/for it, but they send a private message with details suggesting the opposite! |
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