"For me it's bumping into someone from work, or a relative. OK, you're both in the same boat but it's going to make you squirm a bit."
Oh, you see that has never occurred to me. I though I recognised a colleague at a spa a couple of weeks ago but I just thought "oh there's X" If it had been him I might have felt a bit awkward now you mention it. |
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Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole. |
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That there's someone there so repulsive it sours the whole event. It happened once - someone who said they'd kill their partner for attending a party "like this". What are you doing there then, you tw@t? |
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"Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole. "
 that made me laugh |
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"Cumming so hard that my playmate rockets off like a torpedo across the room, bangs her head on the wall opposite and passes out!  "
That's why I insist on safe sex at all times. Always wear my cycle helmet. |
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"Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole.
that made me laugh"
I've also got up in the night whilst the guy is sleeping to go outside and fart in my car! |
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"Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole.
that made me laugh
I've also got up in the night whilst the guy is sleeping to go outside and fart in my car!"
why not just go outside |
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"Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole.
that made me laugh
I've also got up in the night whilst the guy is sleeping to go outside and fart in my car!"
Why not fart in his car leave him a reminder of you in the morning |
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"Whenever I spend the night with a new guy I fear that I'll fart or need a poo or go to the loo in the night and a fart comes out whilst I'm peeing!
Last year when I was dating someone, about 3am I was dying for a number 2, luckily my mum lives next door and I have a key so I went round for a poo and a wetwipe wash of my bum hole.
that made me laugh
I've also got up in the night whilst the guy is sleeping to go outside and fart in my car!"
aww really?? i'd go out of my way to make you that comfy you'd fart when you wanted and i'd laugh! |
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or having someone pass out under you would be pretty unpleasant.
