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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
I was immediately impressed by the accuracy of her description of my bed. She had correctly identified it as an antique 1930s walnut bedroom suite. This could fetch a pretty penny at auction if I played my cards right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was immediately impressed by the accuracy of her description of my bed. She had correctly identified it as an antique 1930s walnut bedroom suite. This could fetch a pretty penny at auction if I played my cards right!"
Lmao possibly not what op was looking for but did make me laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was immediately impressed by the accuracy of her description of my bed. She had correctly identified it as an antique 1930s walnut bedroom suite. This could fetch a pretty penny at auction if I played my cards right!"
"I love a woman with good taste" I proclaimed.
She felt her way around the hard wooden frame,and brushed her legs against the crisp white sheets.
"What is that" she asked, pointing to the other side of the room |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"I was immediately impressed by the accuracy of her description of my bed. She had correctly identified it as an antique 1930s walnut bedroom suite. This could fetch a pretty penny at auction if I played my cards right!
"I love a woman with good taste" I proclaimed.
She felt her way around the hard wooden frame,and brushed her legs against the crisp white sheets.
"What is that" she asked, pointing to the other side of the room"
"Thats my Tudor wardrobe , it's a collector's item Henry Viii bought it for his fourth wife |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Now that," I replied, "is a marvellous piece. It's an original art deco spittoon, finished in silver with a floral design. That's where I throw my used condoms. It probably needs emptying, actually." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I decided i had to leave this attractive, yet furniture obsessed woman. I didn't have a furniture fetish so it was getting a bit weird for my liking, as i walked out of the bedroom door i could see her grinding against the bedside cabinet and knew i'd made the right decision.
I closed the front door quietly so as not to disturb her and hopping into my car i... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I slid out from under the bed . My cunning plan of robbing antique furniture & sold to a very rich arab were foiled . So i decided there & then . If this Bitch wants fucking .Then fucking she will get . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fucked her from behind using extra strong thrusts, it helped me manoeuvre her towards the lovely giant cabinet...
Once i got her in there i quickly slipped my dick out, locking the huge cabinet doors with her inside. I could get a bit extra money for a sophisticated and sexy white slave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...fell out of what was left of the cabinet, comedy stylee.
the phone flew out her ass and straight into the guys mouth, comedy stylee.
canned laughter was heard in the background. had the BBC really got that desperate for money they had set up peoples houses to video them and make tv shows?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The condensation from the window he then turned to see her spread eagled on the elagant carved four poster bed he slowly entered her and built up speed as the antique bed creeked to the tune of them fucking then ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...he farted loudly, a result of the previous nights midnight Easter egg feast, and the moment, and his erection, was lost!...."
but luckily the butt plug that got lost in him popped out, shot across the room and went straight through the door, knocking out the cat as it hit him in the head with the speed and force of a RPG. will have to fix the huge hole in the door tomorow rather than waxing my lady tash and beard.  |
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"...he farted loudly, a result of the previous nights midnight Easter egg feast, and the moment, and his erection, was lost!....
but luckily the butt plug that got lost in him popped out, shot across the room and went straight through the door, knocking out the cat as it hit him in the head with the speed and force of a RPG. will have to fix the huge hole in the door tomorow rather than waxing my lady tash and beard. "
or alternatively put some curtains over the hole in the door and call it a glory hole |
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"the question was floral curtains or that tartan pattern??? I know he said...
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He suggested looking online but knew he would be easily distracted and would end up searching for naked Dolly Parton pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...so James did some equations while painting the walls in Fiona's scafold supported fanny, he chose an off white he'd been preparing in his nuts all day, then BOOOM... |
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"...so James did some equations while painting the walls in Fiona's scafold supported fanny, he chose an off white he'd been preparing in his nuts all day, then BOOOM..."
.Fionas fanny scaffold collapses as she gushes all over his suade shoes !!! Now, as impressed as he was by the volune of Fionas gush, he was seriously pissed off about his shoes..so he decided all he could do now was.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which to be fair is just suede turned inside out .
Cunt he thought prick he thought .turned inside out .
That fucking Clarkson losing me my job .
Revenge he mused
Ill fuck |
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