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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right i'll start the bidding at a blow job to decorate my living room lol"
It would have to be a tremendous . blow job .
How many blow jobs was that by the way lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had not got to laying the carpets yet thats for later lol
Still trying to strike a deal to do your living room .
Would you consider increasing your bid lol |
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By *ohn_d57Man
over a year ago
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yes I have meet a couple for some fun when they found out I did some odd jobs like bathrooms & tilling he asked me if I would like to do theres had some nice days there doing the bathroom & also doing his wife some times when he was there but mostly when he was at work been some thing I all ways wanted to happen ps also got paid but did it at a special rate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh - I so would!!!
If I could just find that sexy butch dyke with a hard hat, boots and a tool belt - she could come and fix all those things round the house and I'd be her slave forever!!!
Sorry - am I visibly drooling at the thought....?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody hell where do i start lol, living room, bathroom still needs finishing, and in the bedroom could do with a makeover lol Looks like i'll have to start shagging the hubby more with all the jobs i want doing xxx Lois xxx |
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Can manage a bit of flat roof patch up, but not a full resurface
Computer fixing in my sleep.
Isn't this all the normal relationship stuff once you've got past the dates/meals/first sleepover game? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok looks like my skills are needed lol.
ok computer i can do computer im a trianed IT tech lol
and a ground worker so that garden is no problem, now to the painting and carpets i can do them but that job will cost you, takes alot of time.
Ok for any other jobs out there i can do water and elec carnt do gas, plastering wood work, car repair tiling and most DIY.
Was building houses for 3 years from footings all the way to the flooring, so no job is to small or to big
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I can just see my Annual Tax Return now :
Erections R Us - Roofers and Odd Job Specialists.
Annual Turnover £ 11,250
plus Three couples, four single women and six housewives, two desperate, three grateful.
Profit £ 675 and a big ,
Loss 31 portions of bodily fluids and a front tooth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any landscape gardeners out there? lol"
yes i need one of them too i will get the plants ,, lol just need to know what sort ,, lol and will pay with my body ,, lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love doing this! I enjoy diy anyway, inside and out (though limited to inside with the current bloody weather, lol, although sex in the rain can be extremely erotic).
And when it serves as a warm up to the main course, yummy! I find it the sweetest when a lady "accidently" finds that she has no money on her to pay for services rendered, so other methods of payment must be reached..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I can just see my Annual Tax Return now :
Erections R Us - Roofers and Odd Job Specialists.
Annual Turnover £ 11,250
plus Three couples, four single women and six housewives, two desperate, three grateful.
Profit £ 675 and a big ,
Loss 31 portions of bodily fluids and a front tooth. "
If there were 6 housewives, 2 desperate and 3 grateful was the other one dead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh, I love doing this. We had a friend of ours over to fix the pc a few years ago - I got under the desk and gave him a bj the whole time he was working on it. Another guy we met very kindly offered to help us with a plumbing problem so when he came back to do it, I wore my pvc thigh boots and little else and kept taking him cups of tea and "helping" him. When he finished I let him fuck me as my hubby took pics  |
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"I have never come across it, but i could do with a nice attractive car mechanics phone number.  "
Shame I am not near oldham,
But I could probably help you out there. Message me for details if you want |
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"I have never come across it, but i could do with a nice attractive car mechanics phone number.
Shame I am not near oldham,
But I could probably help you out there. Message me for details if you want"
You need to fix your car before you can go help the move at Oldham?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT
ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT
ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first "
am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT
ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing? "
Not wrong exactly, more like a disgrace to the sisterhood lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT
ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing? "
I will give you a BJ to do my ironing...  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT
ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?
I will give you a BJ to do my ironing... "
See you soon x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i was with my other half. We used to play with another couple. The other guy knew i wanted my new kitchen fitted. He offerd to come down and fit it for us. On the understanding that he could play with me alone. At anytime during the time it took to do the job. For some reason hubby didnt like that idea to much.....
Oh! it took 3yrs for the kitchen to get done..... minus the fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best thread I've read for ages and a potential way of sorting out the men from the boys to boot!
When I got divorced my friend suggested a had a BF a month in order, electrician,plumber,plasterer, roofer,decorator, gardener..... as it happens I got shagged by the alarm installer at the off and it's amazing still how often the system needs servicing..... must be very adverse publicity the amount of times his van is on my drive....lol!!!
Reckon there is some mileage to be had in reinstating this idea - better than role-play as it IS the real thing!!!
Should we campaign to have the fab the "interests" list reconfigured to show "useful" talents ???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit of a slant!
If someone wants to offer me a job I'll be happy to do the odd sex lol!!!!!!!
• Will turn my hand to anything
• Excellent in oral skills & non verbal communication!
• Good team player
• Likes challenges
• Good with my hands!!!!
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