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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the worst experience you have had with a swinger when they havnt washed ??? I once went down on a girl that stunk if fish and also had shit on her arss fair to say I didn't do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on a girl not long ago and got a mouthful of tissue! Must of just been to the loo... Any way i still carried on and i said nothing as didnt want to embarass her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the worst experience you have had with a swinger when they havnt washed ??? I once went down on a girl that stunk if fish and also had shit on her arss fair to say I didn't do it "
why did i read that while eating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met a couple of men one had a shity arse and one had realy bad breath and a smelly cock, one of them looked posh in his photo and the other one was too, drove a posh car so I realy didn't expect it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"met a couple of men one had a shity arse and one had realy bad breath and a smelly cock, one of them looked posh in his photo and the other one was too, drove a posh car so I realy didn't expect it. "
What makes you think because folk look posh or nice cars are better than anyone else human nature just some dirty bastards around re shitty arse did you carry on undi turd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"met a couple of men one had a shity arse and one had realy bad breath and a smelly cock, one of them looked posh in his photo and the other one was too, drove a posh car so I realy didn't expect it. "
iv always thought shit to be gods equalizer..posh..rich and famous..a tramp living on the the streets..all shitty arses smell the same..i think they do anyway..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never met anyone who has smelt I've been lucky that far, ive never had any nasty shocks mid play, I did meet a guy with very bad teeth once, when he tried to kiss me (we were still in the pub at this point) I just had images of bits falling off in my mouth, I had to decline and leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a woman fart up my nose while doing a 69er..but I think it was an accident..?  "
I had a guy fart while i was rimming him once he just went opps...laughed and lay there expecting me to carry on  |
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By *eshzMan
over a year ago
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OP if the person is on this site and come across this forum even while we don't know her, she is going to feel embarrassed badly...
I am just saying... don't mean to come across as a righteous prick. |
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By *eshzMan
over a year ago
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"I had a woman fart up my nose while doing a 69er..but I think it was an accident..?
I had a guy fart while i was rimming him once he just went opps...laughed and lay there expecting me to carry on "
WOW!!! What a douche!!! No apologies nothing? He was lucky you didn't slap him for that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a woman fart up my nose while doing a 69er..but I think it was an accident..?
I had a guy fart while i was rimming him once he just went opps...laughed and lay there expecting me to carry on "
that's a very disrespectful way to act with a lady..his attitude stinks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a woman fart up my nose while doing a 69er..but I think it was an accident..?
I had a guy fart while i was rimming him once he just went opps...laughed and lay there expecting me to carry on
that's a very disrespectful way to act with a lady..his attitude stinks.. "
As did his fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the worst experience you have had with a swinger when they havnt washed ??? I once went down on a girl that stunk if fish and also had shit on her arss fair to say I didn't do it "
Thats Middlesboro for you  |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"No excuse for it really, i wouldnt do anything without a bath on a meet
Her"
Not having a go - this is just for info.
Actually, there is an excuse for some people - there are genuine medical conditions where they smell regardless of how much attention they pay to personal hygiene. I saw a programme on it and their lives were blighted by it.
It must be awful.
I have a very old mate who suffers from this. He's taken lots of stick and snide comments for this. He's a great guy though and has a lovely girlfriend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kat always checks carefully guys with "tube cocks" (very long foreskins) as she has on occasions pulled back the skin to find loads of cheese. . She does not want that in her mouth!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacterial vaginosis is a condition that causes the female genitalia to have a fishy odour. It isn't easily treatable and often recurrs frequently. Shit comes out of arses, toilet paper does a very inadequate job. I once had a bloke unexpectedly stick his finger up my arse when we were having sex, when he withdrew it there was indeed a smear of faesces around his fingernail, he said yuck! Make heaving noises and wiped it on my duvet cover. What did he expect to find up there, sherbert? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kat always checks carefully guys with "tube cocks" (very long foreskins) as she has on occasions pulled back the skin to find loads of cheese. . She does not want that in her mouth!!!"
Really? Do some men actually turn up to a meet with a cheesey cock?
Have they not even heard of wipes? for a quick freshen up before playing? or a quick trip to the bathroom to give the meat and 2 veg a quick wash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the worst experience you have had with a swinger when they havnt washed ??? I once went down on a girl that stunk if fish and also had shit on her arss fair to say I didn't do it "
Oh my days!!!! Poor you |
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"Bacterial vaginosis is a condition that causes the female genitalia to have a fishy odour. It isn't easily treatable and often recurrs frequently. Shit comes out of arses, toilet paper does a very inadequate job. I once had a bloke unexpectedly stick his finger up my arse when we were having sex, when he withdrew it there was indeed a smear of faesces around his fingernail, he said yuck! Make heaving noises and wiped it on my duvet cover. What did he expect to find up there, sherbert? "
Charming man!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bacterial vaginosis is a condition that causes the female genitalia to have a fishy odour. It isn't easily treatable and often recurrs frequently. Shit comes out of arses, toilet paper does a very inadequate job. I once had a bloke unexpectedly stick his finger up my arse when we were having sex, when he withdrew it there was indeed a smear of faesces around his fingernail, he said yuck! Make heaving noises and wiped it on my duvet cover. What did he expect to find up there, sherbert? "
LOL!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kat always checks carefully guys with "tube cocks" (very long foreskins) as she has on occasions pulled back the skin to find loads of cheese. . She does not want that in her mouth!!!"
Some of these are awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kat always checks carefully guys with "tube cocks" (very long foreskins) as she has on occasions pulled back the skin to find loads of cheese. . She does not want that in her mouth!!!
Really? Do some men actually turn up to a meet with a cheesey cock?
Have they not even heard of wipes? for a quick freshen up before playing? or a quick trip to the bathroom to give the meat and 2 veg a quick wash? "
It appears they do wash but do not pull back their foreskin enough, possibly because it is tight. As a straight guy the idea of sucking a cheesy cock is easily enough to make me throw up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kat always checks carefully guys with "tube cocks" (very long foreskins) as she has on occasions pulled back the skin to find loads of cheese. . She does not want that in her mouth!!!
Some of these are awful "
Kat far prefers cut cocks. More confident on hygiene and nicer feel in her mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacterial vaginosis is a condition that causes the female genitalia to have a fishy odour. It isn't easily treatable and often recurrs frequently. Shit comes out of arses, toilet paper does a very inadequate job. I once had a bloke unexpectedly stick his finger up my arse when we were having sex, when he withdrew it there was indeed a smear of faesces around his fingernail, he said yuck! Make heaving noises and wiped it on my duvet cover. What did he expect to find up there, sherbert? "
better off not using cheap toilet roll and also using baby wipes afterwards as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bacterial vaginosis is a condition that causes the female genitalia to have a fishy odour. It isn't easily treatable and often recurrs frequently. Shit comes out of arses, toilet paper does a very inadequate job. I once had a bloke unexpectedly stick his finger up my arse when we were having sex, when he withdrew it there was indeed a smear of faesces around his fingernail, he said yuck! Make heaving noises and wiped it on my duvet cover. What did he expect to find up there, sherbert?
better off not using cheap toilet roll and also using baby wipes afterwards as well."
Baby wipes will block your toilet as thy are designed not to disintegrate, need moist toilet wipes for that jobbee (see what I did there?)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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from my er, _iewpoint the vast majority of guys present clean and recently washed and it's always appreciated. There is one regular who turns up hot & sweaty straight from the gym, his balls exuding that natural musk that drives me wild!
If anything, my pet hate is too much hygiene! Guys that turn up with their equipment doused in body sprays, deodorants, aftershave.... trust me as foul as Lynx smells, it tastes infinitely worse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just want to put this out there
I shower 2 hour before club. Foreskin always back and wash with lynx body wash. Then after shower it's always best to dry the cock with foreskin back and leave it back to dry natural as if you don't and pull foreskin back over it sweats and becomes smelly.. So my advice leave foreskin back until nice and dry after a wash.. Also if I go for a piss. I aalways wash it... Hope that helps lol. |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm obsessively clean and I expect the same in return or we ain't gonna get it on  "
Exactly this and will say so at the time. Mrs N is a stickler for cleanliness, if there's a funk she won't entertain that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We went on a meet at a club with a couple my mrs went to suck a smelly cock and didn't want to but did any way coz she didn't want to embarrass him and the guys Mrs got on top of me to 69 and when I went close to it it stunk like a toilet on a North sea trawler so I avoided it with finger play as soon as I got the chance I got her off then to top it off she gave me a throat infection which she knew she had but didn't say till after I was ill and the best bit she was a nurse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always dip my knob in caustic soda before a meet - better safe than sorry
But I did once meet up with a girl (she was an ex of mine with whom I sometimes still got it on) and this day I met her and she had shit on her backside - fortunately being an ex I could just tell her without fear of embarrassment - I said, "hey go and wash your arse first" and she did ... maybe the after effects of a wet fart or something, but not what I wanted to see when I had her gorgeous long stocking clad legs around my neck and I was staring into her lovely wet and willing pussy ....Jeez I went back in time there for a fleeting moment - I wonder where she is now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One couple showed up to a meet at ours...
His cock tasted rank, we did point him in the direction of the bathroom to "freshen up". She arrived without dentures in, and could smell her BO .
In the end we politely asked them to leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One couple showed up to a meet at ours...
His cock tasted rank, we did point him in the direction of the bathroom to "freshen up". She arrived without dentures in, and could smell her BO .
In the end we politely asked them to leave "
Oh my fucking God no !!!! I sucked a guys cock not long ago and it stank and tasted of stale fags ...... bloody hell man, what on earth is wrong with some people - do they just not think or can they not smell their own stinking filth ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a woman fart up my nose while doing a 69er..but I think it was an accident..? "
Oh Christ man, you have just about made me piss myself with laughing here. I know I like watersports but no need for that pmsl.
She farted up your nose hahahahhaaha ffs I'm creased at that - bah I hope it wasn't one of those rich ones eg after curry or Guinness lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think if you are to turn up to a meet with a cheesy cock, at least have the decency to bring crackers"
And pickle! Dammit haaaa....was gonna say grapes..but they would be hanging out of the arse no doubt lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won't have that problem with us lol always shower before a meet don't understand people that don't the worse it does is prolong the fun for half hour Max |
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Met a couple of first timers, they were quite nervous so we played strip poker (I know its corny), when it come down to my wife taking down the guys pants there were large skid marks, that stopped play. |
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I met a lady on my regular swing site.i wasn't impress when we started fun .I refuse to go down on her because of the stench coming out from the pussy.I presume she has bv. Just because of that I was branded as time waster.i couldn't bring myself to the level of telling her the odour oozing from the Virginia is unpleasant. infact
I didn't want to embarrass her to be honest . |
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"Met a couple of first timers, they were quite nervous so we played strip poker (I know its corny), when it come down to my wife taking down the guys pants there were large skid marks, that stopped play."
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