We do... we had our first one a couple of months ago. We never thought we would "entertain" a single guy but he was a really good guy and got on well. We ended up playing and had a spit roast. It was really hot.
We are seeing him again tomorrow!  |
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"Who like it ? "
That's a new one on me fella.
What's a split roast ?
Is it an after no at the carvers and you split the bill and whoever eats the most gets oral off the loser?
Awesome game. I haven't played it before but it sounds good.
I challenge you tons split roast duel homie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l "
Auto correct? Predictive text?
Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast  |
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over a year ago
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"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l
Auto correct? Predictive text?
Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast "
Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l
Auto correct? Predictive text?
Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast
Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb "
Big thumbs you say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l
Auto correct? Predictive text?
Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast
Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb
Big thumbs you say "
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth  "
haha yes I can be time to time |
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth "
What  you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled |
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled "
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs |
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over a year ago
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs "
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
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over a year ago
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
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Thats a fair point milady... but I guess we could still try it out, couldn't we?
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
"
I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)  |
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"
Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF) "
OK mind your language 
I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders |
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over a year ago
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"
Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)
OK mind your language
I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders"
Stop I am getting hard and my mouth is watering |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"
Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)
OK mind your language
I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders"
Not to rub it in or owt...but I've just shaved the 3 light hairs off my legs...first time I've done them in about a month  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)
OK mind your language
I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders
Not to rub it in or owt...but I've just shaved the 3 light hairs off my legs...first time I've done them in about a month "
Never shave mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Big thumbs you say
yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha
So smooth
What you mean he's not being honest
Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled
Haha don't shave you know I love hairs
If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look
If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started
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I'm attempting growth. Day 3 and its driving me mad already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Split roast is similar to a spit roast except both guys have VVVWE cocks.
Was it ? I didnt even know lol
Well spit roast matches my features haha "
Sorry, it was a joke. You know, as in they're gonna split her in two... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?  |
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"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ? "
well if your pussy is hairy yesss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?
well if your pussy is hairy yesss "
Come back in 2 weeks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?
well if your pussy is hairy yesss Come back in 2 weeks "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"spit roast lovely,almost ended up as a split roast though.....
Love love love spit roast...especially if I have two or three guys head end "
Never have to arrange one...just go along to Chams...plenty of guys there willing to take part x |
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