Phone sex

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants to have a horny chat now?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't think it would work between us mate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It hurts when I put it up there. More lube needed?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thanks I'm eating my dinner and my mother always said... Never talk with your mouth full

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't think it would work between us mate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my horns ready, that is what you meant right?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My great grandmother just said "yes" but can you make sure you speak up abit, at 107 she's quite deaf