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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying "I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find the "in need of bj" statuses dull and selfish, do they think us women are gonna bang their door down, suck them off, with nothing in it for us lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find the "in need of bj" statuses dull and selfish, do they think us women are gonna bang their door down, suck them off, with nothing in it for us lol"
These are my thoughts! I just think it sounds very selfish, just wondered if it ever got the response they were looking for!  lol |
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out! "
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say "
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol  |
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol "
if you do keep me informed with the result of you're experiment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying "I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out! "
I don't,I just think awww sad lonely cock,have a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol "
omg....you'll have an inbox breakdown!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once messaged a guy and asked him if it worked he said it does sometimes. I personally would avoid guys who put that kind of post up. I love blow jobs but I'd need a teeny but more than that. |
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol "
Women could put up the most useless off putting profile imaginable along with a photo of their dog's arsehole and they'd still get inundated with messages.
You put up a message offering yourself on a plate...well you can imagine what's going to happen there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women could put up the most useless off putting profile imaginable along with a photo of their dog's arsehole and they'd still get inundated with messages.
You put up a message offering yourself on a plate...well you can imagine what's going to happen there "
So true 
That says an awful lot about some of you men though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol
Women could put up the most useless off putting profile imaginable along with a photo of their dog's arsehole and they'd still get inundated with messages.
You put up a message offering yourself on a plate...well you can imagine what's going to happen there "
Dogs arsehole lol - now why didn't I think if that for a pic idea lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a quick bj today infront of the tv is my status for tonight and no I don't get any requests hardly, why not?..... cos there are hardly any women or couples lol. If a woman would say she fancied oral tonight. I bet she get inundated with offers cos of the huge male ratio |
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"I want a quick bj today infront of the tv is my status for tonight and no I don't get any requests hardly, why not?..... cos there are hardly any women or couples lol. If a woman would say she fancied oral tonight. I bet she get inundated with offers cos of the huge male ratio "
You've got to be careful how you use the term 'tv' on this site. Sounds like you want a tranny to come round and watch you getting a blowjob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a quick bj today infront of the tv is my status for tonight and no I don't get any requests hardly, why not?..... cos there are hardly any women or couples lol. If a woman would say she fancied oral tonight. I bet she get inundated with offers cos of the huge male ratio
You've got to be careful how you use the term 'tv' on this site. Sounds like you want a tranny to come round and watch you getting a blowjob "
Maybe he does?! |
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol
Women could put up the most useless off putting profile imaginable along with a photo of their dog's arsehole and they'd still get inundated with messages.
You put up a message offering yourself on a plate...well you can imagine what's going to happen there
Dogs arsehole lol - now why didn't I think if that for a pic idea lmao"
I'll let you have that one. Feel free to use it as you see fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a quick bj today infront of the tv is my status for tonight and no I don't get any requests hardly, why not?..... cos there are hardly any women or couples lol. If a woman would say she fancied oral tonight. I bet she get inundated with offers cos of the huge male ratio
You've got to be careful how you use the term 'tv' on this site. Sounds like you want a tranny to come round and watch you getting a blowjob "
lol yes, or I have to type the whole television word to make it clear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a quick bj today infront of the tv is my status for tonight and no I don't get any requests hardly, why not?..... cos there are hardly any women or couples lol. If a woman would say she fancied oral tonight. I bet she get inundated with offers cos of the huge male ratio
You've got to be careful how you use the term 'tv' on this site. Sounds like you want a tranny to come round and watch you getting a blowjob
Maybe he does?!"
lol no, prefer a womans lips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm genuinely interested to know if the guys who post statuses saying I need a blowjob" or "anyone want to suck my cock today" actually ever get a response from that??? It's a turn off to me but wondered if ladies do actually message them offering to help them out!
I often wonder the same thing about women who post "pussy needs a good licking" or "pussy needs your tongue don't expect anything in return"
but then again I already know the answer because there is something for everyone on this site if it's not for me someone else will jump at the chance each to there own I say
I can pretty much guarantee if women put that status up they are inundated with offers!!
I might do it and see how many messages I get lol
omg....you'll have an inbox breakdown!!"
Haha I haven't done it! I think I'd have a breakdown with dealing with the messages ands planning I'm not interested lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends if it's a friend posting it or not for me.
I love FF's status switch game too  "
Yes I agree if it's a friend and the message is aimed at someone in particular I understand that it's more the "anyone want to give me a blow job" ones lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get a response from my Mrs never mind off here "
Brilliant,,,top bloke 
I don't think I have the nerve to post that as a status, I would prefer to put up "who wants me to lick n leave" but then again, its just lazy and no chase, so I prefer not to put status up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I posted a "come fuck
Me now" status just for a laugh, got over 400 messages lollol that means your sorted for everyday this year "
Yeah but out of those 400, 250 will bottle it, 100 will close their account (only to return a few days later under a different name), 20 will come up with a bizarre excuse not to meet, usually involving some unfortunate accident or a family death, another 20 will just go quiet, 5 will block the op after bricking it and the remaining 5 might be genuine!! |
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Not from a status update but we had a message from a guy yesterday who was not in our criteria range that read
"Fancy a fuck? IF you're genuine you'll contact me on 07**** etc". The most entertaining person we blocked yesterday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to share their more successful status updates let me know, I'm all ears! "
Mine: posted a meet, read profile b4 messaging, always results in a meet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I posted a "come fuck
Me now" status just for a laugh, got over 400 messages lollol that means your sorted for everyday this year "
398 were people that hadn't read the profile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I posted a "come fuck
Me now" status just for a laugh, got over 400 messages lollol that means your sorted for everyday this year
398 were people that hadn't read the profile lol"
lol yes so just 2 or so potential ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I posted a "come fuck
Me now" status just for a laugh, got over 400 messages lollol that means your sorted for everyday this year
Yeah but out of those 400, 250 will bottle it, 100 will close their account (only to return a few days later under a different name), 20 will come up with a bizarre excuse not to meet, usually involving some unfortunate accident or a family death, another 20 will just go quiet, 5 will block the op after bricking it and the remaining 5 might be genuine!!"
Yes gues they will come up with few excuses there lol, so its kinda like a lottery who will turn up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to be honest, didn't think anyone took any notice of status updates. I'm inspired, do you think it would work it I put mine as: looking for a lady who wants me to kiss every gorgeous inch of her beautiful body, then to adore her all night long? Just wondering |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"to be honest, didn't think anyone took any notice of status updates. I'm inspired, do you think it would work it I put mine as: looking for a lady who wants me to kiss every gorgeous inch of her beautiful body, then to adore her all night long? Just wondering "
That might just work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperate,but not as desperate as the ff couple that now n again put up statuses like "who wants to come round and fuck my partner?...must bring 20 fags"
What the actual fuck?!!!! Lol
What I find even more amusing is the guys that are desperate enough to do so....bet they're cueing round the block all with 20 fags n hard ons! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"to be honest, didn't think anyone took any notice of status updates. I'm inspired, do you think it would work it I put mine as: looking for a lady who wants me to kiss every gorgeous inch of her beautiful body, then to adore her all night long? Just wondering "
It would work for me! |
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